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Rory Tucker

A strange creature
Hide yourselves
He's norping around the corner
Smell it you baboon
you, stinky, stinky baboon
I eat lemons like you for lunch
and yorkshire pudding for breakfast
break fast
or you'll die
norp in
norp out.
Yo, rory tucker, you got any aids
rory: Nope all out i'm afraid have a look in the popsickle drawer.
by coonkiller666 October 15, 2012
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knob ticket

Like a hall pass for the ladies. If a deal is made where the lucky lady does chore to which the man is pleased with, she gets rewarded with receiving a knob ticket where she uses it at any time at her discretion
Girlfriend: here's your sandwich babe

Boyfriend: thank you! And for your reward accept this knob ticket at your disposal at any time!
by Moot athletic June 19, 2014
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lunch ticket

a currency used by millions of school children
i has 5,000,000 dollars in lunch tickets
by wizard webster April 7, 2015
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Tip Tucker

A person who makes the asshole tucker right back in after a tounge pierces the tip of it with another cock
I tied my husband to the bad , blindfolded him & had another man tip tucker h uhh s pouched out hirny asshole
by WABBIT TWAKER June 6, 2015
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silicon ticket

To be permitted by your girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse to stay late at work.
"Finally got a silicon ticket from the missus - time to get my hustle on!"
by amscray October 9, 2017
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Nude ticket

A Nude ticket is a ticket you can send anyone you feel comfortable with.

You can send it to anyone boyfriend, girlfriend, friends, side-chick, side-dude. ANYONE!!!! (Do not send to family)
*send nude ticket*
Hi I would like to redeem this.
by SUEUEGEGIEHDHEJ3IE April 19, 2019
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MR.Tucker Lloyed

MR.Tucker Lloyed is a person that:

Rules Don't Apply to

He wouldn't like homework on the weekend (AND I MEAN EVER!)
MR.Tucker Lloyed

Rules Don't Apply to him
He wouldn't like homework on the weekend
His Name Is MR.Tucker

Mr.Smith "OHHHH! We have a Mr.Tucker Lloyed! Rules don't apply to this Mr.Tucker Lloyed everyone!"
Mr.Tucker Lloyed "I was just asking a question"
Mr.Smith "I don't care! Would this dirty Mr.Tucker Lloyed like no homework on the weekend too?"
by FuckMyPussyHardAndMakeMeSquirt November 14, 2019
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