Trophy Son

Typically a son with a very feminine build. Wears shorts with a 5” inseam or smaller. Historically always finds a job as a Starbucks barista. Spends hours in the hot tub with his “boys” and is genetically predisposed to having the smallest amount of muscle mass in the family.

Conversation at family gathering

Mother: wow you really are a trophy son.
Father: Sigh (immediately cracks open 12th Kolsch of the day)
Brother: hahaha

by Lesterholtshairline August 12, 2021

Rooting Trophy

A crude name for a child

Look at Pete over there with his wife and his rooting trophy (child).

by DaveTheRaver February 6, 2009

Trophy

Child belonging to unwed, single, and sexually active mother.

(1) Damn man, that fat ass skank bitch is chillin up at the bar getting her drink on while her little trophy be running around screaming and busting shit up. (2) Damn dog, how could you take that skank ass bitch home with those two little trophies hanging on you and calling you daddy n shit.

by vanyort October 21, 2008

trophy cock

The male equivalent of a trophy wife.

The widow rediscovered her passionate side with her new trophy cock, Jim, the 23 year-old surfer.

by Double Dave September 3, 2006

clause-trophobia

The extreme and paralyzing fear of Santa Clause or Santa related paraphernalia.

Walking through the mall and seeing a man in a red suit with white lapels, sparked John's Clause-trophobia.

by Zack Bunker December 9, 2008

tropical wind

when a girl is giving you a rimjob, and the moment is right give her the breath of her life right in the sweet mouth.

Yo, i was get a quick R.J. the other night and if that wasn't rude enough, you should have seen the look on her face when the winds turned and she was gasping for air after she caught that tropical wind in the back of her throat.

by the Kernal aka JEB Stuart October 2, 2008

trophy hunting

stupid way of treating animals

trophy hunting is bad

by if ur reading this and agree February 16, 2018