tank

1. Armored military vehicle used for assaulting the enemy with a swivel mounted cannon.

2. A container used to hold liquids.

3. Not a Rogue, Ranger, or Monk in fantasy roleplaying video games.

by Superior intellect September 12, 2003

gorilla tank

During the Vietnam War, they were giant tanks that drove around the jungle. Using coconuts as ammunition. The term "Gorilla Tank" comes from the fact that many gorillas would grab onto these tanks as they drove by. The reason for this was that these tanks can reach speed of up to 120mph, and these gorillas love it. As a defense mechanism, these tanks could stop suddenly, forcing the gorillas off and to hit any target ahead of them.

Back in Nam one of them got dern Gorilla Tanks killed my best pal Hank.

by Sir Sven May 21, 2008

Oil tanker

A big fucking thing in the water. Not to be confused with whale. SEE Whale.

The oil tanker pulled into the harbor at Galveston, assuring a good healthy dose of American capitalist supremacy. Oil. It's what's for dinner.

by Noble Webster February 5, 2010

Tank Whore

Somebody who overuse's the tank in a computer game, such as Halo for the XBOX.
Also can be defined as a large person who throws herself around a fair bit.

"Hey that fool's in the tank again"
"I'll sneep the little tank whore then"

by Alexander Thorley! September 30, 2005

stank rank tuna tank aka SRTT

A girls crotch that smells like a rotting corpes or some fishy substance.

by Lula Hoop And Chim April 20, 2006

tank your crank

A phrased used to politely tell a cranky jack ass to shut the hell up or to contain their bad mood.

Person One: Hey man do you want a pickel?

Person Two: What the hell man, you know i hate pickels, why would you even offer me one you asshole!

Person One: Whoooaa there buddy, tank your crank!

by Breanne Kuhnhausen February 20, 2009

Tankballs

A condition developed by males after repeted pummeling of their testicles (either from fighting, or from smacking violently against a partner during sex)

Ex 1. Did you watch the game last night? Tom Brady was sacked so many times by Saints defenders, I think he might have tankballs this morning.

Ex 2. I bent that chick over my desk and fucked her so hard, I have a mean case of tankballs.

by Murphdawggie December 3, 2009