Toko

A small female animal who seems shy. When you get to know her you find out that she is in fact a vicious, harmful and perhaps even poisonous being.

You seem like a sweet person, but in fact you are a Toko.

by Agent Apl December 28, 2010

Tokyo Takeout

While receiving pleasurable oral from the hot asian hooker you paid fi' dollah for suckie from, the hooker stands and takes out the penis s/he's been keeping tucked away, slices open your scrotum, nuts on your nuts and wraps them up again like a to-go bag.

Jay: mmm, I like that.. wait, what are you doing
Hooker: *Takes out dick in a shanghai surprise*
Jay: WHAT THE FUCK! NOT AGAIN!
Hooker: *Scrotal slashes and nuts on Jay's nuts then wraps them like a to-go bag*
Jay: AHHHH!!! I didn't want tokyo takeout god damnit!

by Jesus Smabba November 2, 2009

tokyo rose

a Rock / Punk / Emo band from New Brunswick, NJ that isn't probably known well. band memembers are Ryan Dominguez, Chris Poulsen, Josh Lurie, and Shawn Fichtner

Tokyo Rose is some unknown band that I'm the only one who knows!

by supergirl2112 July 30, 2008

Tokyo Ghoul :RE

By far the worst anime that has ever been made. This piece of shit was most likely directed and animated by a drink toddler.

Adam: Hey, I heard Zane likes Tokyo Ghoul :RE

Ken: Seriously? What a fucking degenrate.

by Nyx_Dolly November 2, 2019

Tokyo Sandblaster

After the act of having sex on the beach the man will ejaculate all the semen and leftover sand from the beach sex onto his partners face...all the while screaming, Banzai!!!

We had sex on the beach, and I don't mean the drink and I gave her the ole Tokyo Sandblaster...

by new2u November 12, 2010

tokio hotel

A band much like most other 'emo' bands of todays society. Of course, are not truly emo in the slightest, all look like girls (especially the lead singer) although they claim to be male and are currently being worshipped by 14 year old girls throughout Europe.

Hey, does anyone else think that Tom Kaulitz from tokio hotel looks like lady soveriegn?

by Katieeeeeeeeez May 5, 2008

Tokyo Sandblaster

A sexual position where a woman, dressed as a geisha; or a man dressed as a sumo wrestler fills their ass with fine grain sand and water with an enema bottle and then fart blasts it out all over the other persons face while yelling "BONSAI!".

I wanted a Tokyo Sandblaster at the whore house, but they said it would cost an extra $100 just to truck in the white sand they use from the Caribbean.

by JohnnyParanoid November 11, 2010