totes

a gay variation of totally

note: the only people that utilize this word are gay, homosexuals. If you are not gay, don't use this expression or people will asume your gay.

Gay Boss: Hey, how was your weekend?

Straight guy: It was awesome. I won a trip to europe at a raffle at the ball game.

Gay Boss: Totes.

by G-moneymakah August 7, 2006

Totes

An abbreviation for the word: totally. When you use this word, people tend to turn their backs on you or tell you to shut the fuck up.

The people who are most commonly found using this word are teenage girls that have no friends.

Trenton: Hey I was wondering if you wanted to go out with me tonight and watch a movie or something.
Zoya: Totes
Trenton: Uhh. on second thought I think I'm coming down with something nevermind.

by TheFourteen December 8, 2010

totes on the okes

Long for "no problem!" (Must be said with an exclamation point.)

"We ordered an extra martini. Will you take it off our hands?"

"Totes on the okes!!"

by Jenn February 26, 2003

totem-head

Someone who pops totem-shaped benzos like xanax, ambien, etc (totem-poles).

I betcha Baron Kaker from HR is a totem-head. She's a spaced-out GRRRR-momma.

by spudmonkey69 April 1, 2005

Totes

Short, radical version of totally.

Circa 2006 Sacramento, CA

Miles is Totes down to fuck!

by Industry's Finest August 2, 2011

Totes McGotes

The ultimate white girl catch phrase.

Beverley: Let's go SHOPPIIIING!!!
Ashleigh: Oh my gosh, yaaahhh!! Totes McGotes, Bevvvv!!!

LaQuondey Williams: Gimme some uh'dat fre$h BOOTY!

by bluesoulparadise August 10, 2016

Totebag

An idiot, someone who's a jerk or difficult.

Dane Cook is a total totebag

by irvingbrah July 17, 2009