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bust'n bed

A term for the shorter variation for the phrase "bust and go to bed", popular usage by millenials from the east coast. meaning to masturbate and then take a nap almost immediately after finishing. Mostly said when one is at a level of exhaustion or fatigue to the point where they the need to take nap during the day in dual combination of self pleasure and sleep
"Awe man Gio that lecture class was so boring, i just wanna go home and bust'n bed and relax the rest of the day
by Allen olumor August 7, 2018
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bed bug

A bed bug is a person that you don't have to beg to get into bed. often associated with mud crickets, but a lot easier to sleep with
Brad joked with Ashley about sleeping with her. Two seconds later she was taking him to the bedroom for sex. If she's that easy she must be a bed bug.
by Gibblits June 4, 2018
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Water the Bed

If I don't go water the bed then I won't have any weed to sell.
by SwagMafia July 16, 2016
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Playing in the bed

Hardcore masturbating while in the bed or sometimes it could mean fucking a girl or guy depending on your sexuality.
Me: “Hey, so what did you do last night?

Friend: “Nothing, I was just playing in the bed while watching porn.
by XXXPussySlayer October 20, 2017
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Poop bed

When you fill your bed with poop and you sleep on it and it feels warm
I can’t wait to sleep in my poop bed
by Iamgoodoof November 9, 2020
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Sperm beds

the sleeping place for sleepy swimmers, usually referring directly to the tender tissue inside the ball sake. a place of rest for sperm. is a delicasie in many african tribes
person 1: wow i would totally watch the exterior of your socculent moist sperm beds while your naked

person 1: while i sit here i can allow my sperm to rest in my sperm beds
by noodles1234 October 24, 2011
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Stabilize the Bed

The act of pushing your hands and legs against the wall to attempt to stop the creaking of the bed while having sex in a college dorm room where other people are sleeping so as to not wake them up
"The creaking is too loud, we're going to wake my roommates up"
"Don't worry, I got this, I'll just stabilize the bed"
by toby69420 October 17, 2017
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