School

The place parents drop of their 'swaggy teenagers' to get rid of them for a much desired 6 hours a day. Everyone needs a break sometimes.

Little do they know however, that school is a waste of time that becomes tedious after elementary school. I mean, who the fuck gives a shit about Pythagoras?

A place that fails to properly prepare your children for the outside world.

Interviewer: Mr. Peterson, what would you say your most valuable skills are?

Peterson: Ugh... I can find the hypotenuse of a triangle... Hey! Dude! Can you tell me how to buy a house? I can't remember studying that at school...!

by Handmethatslushieplz May 11, 2014

School

The worst 18 years to be alive as a human being. Teachers constantly shoving papers up your ass while teaching you pointless bullshit that you will never use in life, while calling it education. If you go to the principal's office, prepare your ears and ass.

1.) School sucks.
2.) This damn school loves to buttfuck their students.
3.) I got in a fight at school today.

by OXxTheKillerxXO November 11, 2017

School

Hell

Mom: get up, it's time for school

Me: not today, satan

by cameltaintbess May 10, 2016

school

Shooting range, with fully automated targets.

Billy shot his classmates. Shoot billy shoot!

by Gxp August 15, 2003

School

Ugh

What are you doing Monday? "School"

by Pandagirl55 May 3, 2010

school

The perfect way to motivate yourself and others to commit suicide.

colored stick figures are in this skit
Blue: i’m Going to kill myself toDay but i’m not Motivated
Green: I know!
Green: go to school!
Blue:ok
(Goes to school)
Blue: okay that was pretty horrible but not horrible enough
Green: oh yeah I forgot
Green: you have to do work from school at home
Blue: (jumps out a window)
Blue: bye bye! Love to Magenta and the kids!
(O O F)
Green: bye bye!

by AyaANdAsWag June 15, 2019

School

See hell

Hell, horror, torture, School.

by dovii June 22, 2008