When a gentlemen observes that another person is asleep or passed out, they place their balls on the other persons eyes. So Gross!
by Traaalaaaalaaaaa January 28, 2006

Any action involving the rough handling of genetalia, or sloppy, unattached and/or shameful sex.
May also involve the hilarious, abeit painful, abrasion to one's "downstairs mix-up".
May also involve the hilarious, abeit painful, abrasion to one's "downstairs mix-up".
"During naked hot yoga, I got a rash because downward dog really scooted the meat"
"I grew tired of dating that twink so I ended it, but we've scooted the meat a few times, and now we're just roommates"
"The wormy dog scooted the meat across my fine Persian rug"
"I grew tired of dating that twink so I ended it, but we've scooted the meat a few times, and now we're just roommates"
"The wormy dog scooted the meat across my fine Persian rug"
by Eeeny Meeny Miney Meow October 22, 2011

A sauce exclusively produced by men. Also known as semen. It can be easily differentiated for its white transparent colour and its salty flavour. Not recommended on pasta.
by Mr Boxers February 16, 2022

(v)
1. To apply meat rub to steak to make it taste better.
2. To rub the penis; masturbate, spank the monkey, beat off etc.
1. To apply meat rub to steak to make it taste better.
2. To rub the penis; masturbate, spank the monkey, beat off etc.
by qwerty223 January 15, 2011

by JohnCeeeeCalhoun February 25, 2011

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by Johny J Fox November 20, 2018
