When your in jail and you wait till the first person falls asleep in a boat bed and everyone grabs that person’s boat with them in it and slides them into the wall while their asleep
by Slightysativa April 27, 2024
by GrandElFranoTheMysterious April 02, 2022
Dude: Bro, you and your girl have a crazy strong relationship
Bro: Yeah man, in loving this titanic relationship
Bro: Yeah man, in loving this titanic relationship
by Robertiv2000 August 30, 2015
(verb)
To have such explosively wet, intense, and life-altering sex that it feels like you’re recreating a legendary historical event.
This occurs when a guy fingerblasts his girl so powerfully and precisely—then proceeds to lay the pipe and fuck her with the kind of impact that could split steel—forcing her to release an ungodly amount of squirt all over the floor, turning the bedroom into the Atlantic Ocean. Both parties are left soaked, speechless, disassociating in unison, and core memory’d.
She is the Titanic.
He is the iceberg.
He hit her with that main character dick—no warning, all impact—with precision, power, and passion so unrelenting it wrecked her beyond repair. Deadass Titanic’d that bitch—then offered his hoodie like a flotation device.
To have such explosively wet, intense, and life-altering sex that it feels like you’re recreating a legendary historical event.
This occurs when a guy fingerblasts his girl so powerfully and precisely—then proceeds to lay the pipe and fuck her with the kind of impact that could split steel—forcing her to release an ungodly amount of squirt all over the floor, turning the bedroom into the Atlantic Ocean. Both parties are left soaked, speechless, disassociating in unison, and core memory’d.
She is the Titanic.
He is the iceberg.
He hit her with that main character dick—no warning, all impact—with precision, power, and passion so unrelenting it wrecked her beyond repair. Deadass Titanic’d that bitch—then offered his hoodie like a flotation device.
Example 1:
Bro. Her bed’s in the middle of the room and I’m not even exaggerating—she straight up flooded the entire perimeter. It felt like we were lost at sea. She squirted a whole-ass ocean, and afterwards we walked around and splashed in it like two lunatics. I told her I couldn’t believe we were wading through it, and she goes, ‘I feel like I’m on the Titanic.’
…and that’s when ‘Titanic That Bitch’ was born.
Example 2:
She was riding me, both hands on the headboard like she was steering through a storm. Then came the moaning—loud like a siren—followed by the shaking, like the whole ship was going under—until she finally started squirting a full-blown tidal wave down my thighs and all over the bed. Titanic’d her from underneath like a rogue fucking iceberg with zero remorse.
Bro. Her bed’s in the middle of the room and I’m not even exaggerating—she straight up flooded the entire perimeter. It felt like we were lost at sea. She squirted a whole-ass ocean, and afterwards we walked around and splashed in it like two lunatics. I told her I couldn’t believe we were wading through it, and she goes, ‘I feel like I’m on the Titanic.’
…and that’s when ‘Titanic That Bitch’ was born.
Example 2:
She was riding me, both hands on the headboard like she was steering through a storm. Then came the moaning—loud like a siren—followed by the shaking, like the whole ship was going under—until she finally started squirting a full-blown tidal wave down my thighs and all over the bed. Titanic’d her from underneath like a rogue fucking iceberg with zero remorse.
by microdose_vibes June 11, 2025
*Hallmarks of Titanic-ing That Bitch*
• Overwhelming and uncontrollable
squirting — like the Hoover Dam got its
back blown out.
• Furniture flooding or displacement—if the
bed hasn’t migrated two feet, you didn’t
Titanic shit.
• Crying, shaking, or laughing post-nut
reactions — sometimes all three. At once.
• A statement like:
• “I don’t know what just happened”
• “I think I left my body.”
• “Did we just fuck through a portal?”
• “I saw my childhood bedroom”
• “I think my ancestors clapped”
• Towels deployed like FEMA relief.
• A full snack spread delivered like post-op
care — electrolyte drinks, gummies, string
cheese, a popsicle, maybe a Capri Sun.
• Nudity + hoodie combo — she’s naked
except for your hoodie and the of what
just went down.
• Unhinged laughter mid-cleanup—she’s
wading through it like a survivor, still
dripping, pointing at the puddle like “look
what you did.”
• You look around and realize: the bed’s
soaked, the floor’s a crime scene, and the
only thing intact is the outline of her ass
on your soul. Blessed.
• At least one moment where someone says
“I think we broke the laws of physics.”
• The mutual agreement that you’re doing
that shit again in 30 minutes.
• Overwhelming and uncontrollable
squirting — like the Hoover Dam got its
back blown out.
• Furniture flooding or displacement—if the
bed hasn’t migrated two feet, you didn’t
Titanic shit.
• Crying, shaking, or laughing post-nut
reactions — sometimes all three. At once.
• A statement like:
• “I don’t know what just happened”
• “I think I left my body.”
• “Did we just fuck through a portal?”
• “I saw my childhood bedroom”
• “I think my ancestors clapped”
• Towels deployed like FEMA relief.
• A full snack spread delivered like post-op
care — electrolyte drinks, gummies, string
cheese, a popsicle, maybe a Capri Sun.
• Nudity + hoodie combo — she’s naked
except for your hoodie and the of what
just went down.
• Unhinged laughter mid-cleanup—she’s
wading through it like a survivor, still
dripping, pointing at the puddle like “look
what you did.”
• You look around and realize: the bed’s
soaked, the floor’s a crime scene, and the
only thing intact is the outline of her ass
on your soul. Blessed.
• At least one moment where someone says
“I think we broke the laws of physics.”
• The mutual agreement that you’re doing
that shit again in 30 minutes.
Example 1:
After I Titanic’d That Bitch and the waters finally settled—pre-aftercare—we were both walking around like two unqualified museum employees trying to preserve the scene of a disaster. She’s draped in a throw blanket, eyes glassy. I handed her a popsicle like it was CPR and said, ‘I think we need a mop.’ She looked back and said, ‘Nah, we need a lifeboat.’
Example 2:
Sex was the impact. Aftercare is the rescue mission. He’s got one arm around her like Jack before the freeze.
She’s soaked, speechless, whispering, “What the hell was that?” He’s like, “Ikr. That was fucking incredible. Oh—and btw—we’re definitely doing that again in like 30 minutes.” She looks at him and goes, “I think I’m in love.”
You didn’t just lay pipe—you launched a wet-ass reenactment of global tragedy. Congratulations, you just ruined her for everyone else with your god-tier dick. That is how you Titanic that bitch straight into a chokehold. Now be a gentleman and hand her the hoodie.
After I Titanic’d That Bitch and the waters finally settled—pre-aftercare—we were both walking around like two unqualified museum employees trying to preserve the scene of a disaster. She’s draped in a throw blanket, eyes glassy. I handed her a popsicle like it was CPR and said, ‘I think we need a mop.’ She looked back and said, ‘Nah, we need a lifeboat.’
Example 2:
Sex was the impact. Aftercare is the rescue mission. He’s got one arm around her like Jack before the freeze.
She’s soaked, speechless, whispering, “What the hell was that?” He’s like, “Ikr. That was fucking incredible. Oh—and btw—we’re definitely doing that again in like 30 minutes.” She looks at him and goes, “I think I’m in love.”
You didn’t just lay pipe—you launched a wet-ass reenactment of global tragedy. Congratulations, you just ruined her for everyone else with your god-tier dick. That is how you Titanic that bitch straight into a chokehold. Now be a gentleman and hand her the hoodie.
by microdose_vibes June 11, 2025
RMS Titanic, or the RMS Titanic was a british passenger liner that sunk from April 14th - 15th, 1912.
by Ocean liners December 16, 2022
Titan Warfare is The Most popular Attack on Titan (shingeki no kjojin) Game on Roblox
Marleyans camp, Eldians mostly Flop around on the floor like Fish and the Beast Titan Doesnt Shut up about His Perfect Game.
Marleyans camp, Eldians mostly Flop around on the floor like Fish and the Beast Titan Doesnt Shut up about His Perfect Game.
Person 1: have you played titan warfare?
Person 2: yeah , i Shift Into the Beast titan ontop of the wall
Person 1: Ewwwwww
Person 2: yeah , i Shift Into the Beast titan ontop of the wall
Person 1: Ewwwwww
by Helloyourdead April 19, 2022