mouth pony

Girl that likes to ride dick with her mouth, does not leave a drop.

"April is a mouth pony!"

by enjoit January 23, 2014

steel pony

A descriptive term of having ridden a particularly erect penis.

“My gosh, Bruce really gave me the steel pony”

by The Steel Pony April 26, 2018

Petting the pony

Instead of drinking the day after a bender, getting back on the horse and drinking again to avoid a hangover, you choose to be a child and complain about a headache.

Jodi: Dude, look at Marko, why is he not getting back on the horse with us?

Travis: I guess he really likes to be petting the pony.

by Chelle-Belle June 01, 2017

pepperoni pony

a fat pepperoni sized dick

hey bitch you can ride my pepperoni pony.
id love to

by Clorox the Bleach November 27, 2017

toxic pony

Reverse cowgirl but for pegging

“We tried the toxic pony last night… it was AMAZING”

by InkOpals July 15, 2023

pony proud

proud about insignificant achievements

After he finished cutting the lawn, the man was so pony proud.

by george w shrub September 23, 2017

Penis Pony

1. A man with erectile dysfunction

2. Someone who slightly pisses you off

"Giv me mod" "no" "u penis pony"

by Exsiq March 22, 2022