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Hawaiian Popsicle

When you cum stripes into a freezer till it freezes and takes the shape of dried lava and you make your parter eat it
“Dude last night was so freaky I gave her a Hawaiian Popsicle, she was going crazy over it”

“Yo what’s that?”

“A Hawaiian popsicle is when you cum stripes into a freezer till it freezes and takes the shape of dried lava and you make your parter eat it”
by The-sock-factory July 9, 2022
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octo tridimensional popsicle stick

An utterly despicable insult to one’s body image. To call someone a new universal insult to add salt to the wound
You built like an octo tridimensional popsicle stick
by Other worldy insults July 31, 2024
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Alaskan Popsicle

When a lover finishes onto a rag in below 0 temperatures (so that it is frozen) to which the other loved then consumes the frozen load like a popsicle
Yeah Sarah had my Alaskan Popsicle last night.
by RandomFuckerYouDontKnow47 January 31, 2025
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The Hungarian Popsicle

Authentic Hungarian treat. Creampie a woman’s asshole and smear the leakage on your penis. Dip your lathered meat into a prepped bowl of paprika and have the woman suck you off. Élvezd!
Erzsébet: “Why do you have this bowl of Paprika in your room?”

István: “Would you like a late night snack, you would love the Hungarian Popsicle it is an absolute treat”

Erzsébet: “That sounds delicious, yes please”
by Keeper_of_the_Realm01 August 16, 2022
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Midwestern Popsicle

When you put your dick in the snow, come back in, and get a blowjob.
We got 6 inches of snow this weekend, so you know I had to get that Midwestern Popsicle.
by MidwesternSnow December 23, 2022
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Mexican Popsicle

The sexual act of giving a Mexican guy fellatio while inserting ice cubes in his anus.
Person 1: "Tina missed the party because she was too busy with Jose!"

Person 2: "Yea, for sure! She was enjoying a Mexican Popsicle!"
by TheDarbster July 20, 2022
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forbidden popsicle

When firing a belt fed machine gun equipped with a suppressor, holding down the trigger and firing the machine gun long enough to make the suppressor glow orange or red hot. (Looks like an orange or red popsicle) Can result in catastrophic failure of the suppressor and should only be done in controlled environments or extreme situations. It's otherwise forbidden to do in most military applications.
I know I wasn't supposed to... but I couldn't resist giving that LMG the forbidden popsicle!
by honeymead December 19, 2022
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