suicide pee

The act of flushing the toilet before even starting to urinate, and trying to finish the pee before the flush ends.

Hey bitch I just suicide peed the shit otta ur fuckin toilet you fuck

by Cranjus McBasketball IV October 8, 2017

pee knees

A urine-based wetness of the knees and shins caused by pissing into a toilet with too much force and/or at the wrong angle of delivery. Pee knees is a very real danger to anyone who pees while standing, particularly at urinals (which are gross and infrequently flushed). Pee knees is characterized by a smelly wetness of the knees and shins, caused by reflective contact with composite urine that those so afflicted can only hope is mostly of their own making. Common methods for reducing the threat of pee knees include pissing whilst sitting (like a bitch), standing farther away from the toilet itself (best to use both hands here), or simply missing the urinal entirely until you get a handle on your flow (I always sweep in from the left like a boss).

man 1: "excuse me sir, why are you pissing on my boot?"

man 2: "pardon me, graciously, but I do not wish to be stricken with pee knees."

by CainFang December 10, 2012

sneeze-pee

When a lady sneezes and has a little bladder malfunction resulting in a tiny wet patch. (Usually ladies who have had children).

I did my pelvic floor exercises after having the children, but when I sneeze... oops! Sneeze-pee!

by Ceiniog August 24, 2011

Pee Talker

Someone who feels the urge to HAVE to talk in the restroom.

fuckin - pee talker - u know those guys ....your in the bathroom minding your own damn business and they feel the need to HAVE to fucking start up a conversation? Fuck! just shut up, let me piss and get the fuk out of here

by DrFeelGood2288 March 6, 2009

Pee Sock

Similar to a PoopSock, but instead of pooping you take a leak

Did you seriously pee sock it?

Yeah I just couldn't wait to see what place we got

by ThisIsAlex March 4, 2021

pee shivers

The cold-chill, tingly-esque feeling a male experiences when having a long awaited pee. Usually causes one to twitch uncontrolably. May be accompanied by poophoria if taking a number 2.

Everytime Cromie gets the pee shivers, he gets a few dribbles on his pants, which is NOT grenades

by EyeAmGod March 22, 2005

pee ring

Urinating in the street while spinning around. The resultant ring of urine stains the street for a few days. Alternatively, one can spell one's name with the urine.

I drank so much malt liquor that I went out in the street and made a pee ring!

Oh yeah? I wrote my name with my pee!

by Dr. Charles Dromedary April 20, 2008