Old queef

An elderly person which a nasty temper, most often refering to a woman. Considered highly offensive. See old fart for the male counterpart.

A violent teenage girl on her period becomes an old queef after menopause

by Plasuplasu January 5, 2013

Old Snort

When something is a really old call.

That meme is a really old snort.

by PandaSpira November 21, 2019

old bad

The dank musky scent usually attributed to an older worse smelling idividual (usually grandmother). This scent usually is a mixture of old house, stale cigarettes, feline urine and stanky senior citizens.

"dude, that senior home smelled like 8 different kinds of old bad"

by nooger April 25, 2006

Old Tomato

Substitute for ultimatum

Sydney was tired of waiting for Hunter propose, so she gave him the old tomato

by Lzydogrnch July 24, 2020

Old Radio

When you have a song stuck in your head that was once really popular and now is considered old.

Person 1- "Dude today I had Umbrella by Rihanna suck in my head all day today."

Person 2- "Looks like the old radio is on."

by ME no not him the other me December 1, 2009

The Old Wycombiensian

A manoeuvre whereby a learned gentleman tucks a formal shirt into a pair of grey slacks on behalf of another (traditionally, but not exclusively, a scholar) while also inserting one or multiple digits into his anal cavity and twisting ferociously

The grey haired man gave me The Old Wycombiensian yesterday. It felt nice but everyone laughed at me and put the video on Snapchat

by Dave Marshers August 10, 2021

old pal

A grower that smokes you out and/or gives you weed. Usually someone you've known for awhile or became friends through mutuals, a good old pal to have, indeed.

Person: have you tried do-si-do?
Person: ya I got an 'old pal' that gave me some last week!

by AnOldPal July 16, 2020