A shiv in an office. Some people call it a letter opener, but that's ridiculous. I mean, it's shaped just like a shiv. That thing would totally be useful in jail.
Hey man, Janet's being such a bitch. Do you have an office shiv that I can use to put her in her place?
by Nim M. Strade April 21, 2014
Get the office shivmug. by tincopper2 May 9, 2013
Get the probing officermug. A term for when you are seated on the porcelain throne. More commonly known as the shitter and most formally known as the toilet.
Honey, I’ll finish pressing the fresh tomatoes into ketchup soon, I need to head over to Ross’ Office for a little while.
by Bic Daddy April 21, 2019
Get the Ross’ Officemug. it's good to be the office putter if you can get to that level, he's the guy that only comes out of the bag, that steps in once the project is 99% complete and the work is all done ... so he can step in for the easy tap in and be seen as the one to bring it home, finish the deal, get all the praise and credit
Jackson: Once again Miller plays the office putter and gets all the recognition.
Murphy: Yeah, this will probably get him his 3rd promotion in 2 years.
Murphy: Yeah, this will probably get him his 3rd promotion in 2 years.
by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009
Get the office puttermug. 
"Why does Amanda say Office Suite instead of just Office?" "Makes no sense, only Oregon people say it"
by Oregon Ducker April 10, 2019
Get the Office Suitemug. Donald Trump suggested viruses be named after the place where they originated which is why The Oval Office is now known as The Coronavirus Office.
by No Hemingway October 5, 2020
Get the Coronavirus Officemug.