turd gobbers nest

When there is a pile/group/nest of people or insects that are gross or unsettling and something to stay away from

Is that a turd gobbers nest on the siding of that house?
Yea she’s weird, she’s a part of them turd gobber nest kids down the road

by Turd nest November 27, 2021

Bird Nesting

Laying ones testicles on top of another’s Jew-fro resembling a couple of robins eggs in a nest.

Hey Blake! I like your Jewish hairstyle. Mind if I give you thee ol Bird Nesting?

by Ragin-Cajun-Caucasian-Asian December 05, 2023

Polish Birds Nest

A sexual position (usually with 3 people, one preferably with long hair) where one person puts there hair around a females genitals, then a male penetrates the females genitalia with his penis until the nest is dyed white with a mixture of the 3 peoples sperm.

“What’s up man, you look like you haven’t slept!”
“Aw man you should’ve seen it, I performed the Polish Birds Nest with Sally and Greg.”
“Isn’t Sallly your sister?”

by Cdvdbrghthrhdv June 21, 2023

Witches nest

A term used to describe a messy barnet. Similar to a birds nest, yet most likely to be said from a hot chick.

Look at my hair!? It's like a witches nest.

by Chadwick7 November 20, 2008

Shitting the Nest

A phase often experienced by late teens or young adults in the months and weeks before they leave home characterized by an increase in risk-taking, rule-breaking and disrespect and a decrease in GPA and emotional maturity. More politely known as "soiling the nest:"

Relative: "How's your son doing?" Parent: "I can't wait until he's off to college in August so he's been shitting the nest."

by Worn-Out Parent June 02, 2023

Gearld Nest

A dick head who is desperate for attention. He used two girls for his sexual satisfaction at only 13 years old. He was also a bully in elementary school.

Girl - "Wow, Gearld Nest is such a dick. Why would anyone want to be with him?"
Boy - "I know, but I wouldn't treat you like that."

by personwhogoestokawameeh July 29, 2017

lint nest

When a woman's nether region is so engulfed by pubic hair that her lover is required to remove and untangle it from her vaginal opening in order to perform any and all sex acts. hairy furry all natural

Last night I experience a lint nest for the first time. I was not disappointed.

by WhitePeopleNonsense May 16, 2017