Lemon Demon

music for a very very very weird breed of gay people

lemon demon? bro you must have the ‘tism

by why does this have to be me July 14, 2023

Driving the lemon

Following the path that life has set out for you, without taking control.

1)
"Have you heard about Karen? She hit rock bottom!"
"Yeah, she sure drove her lemon hard."

2)
"What are you going to do with your life, son?"
"Well, I don't have anything going on these days, so I'll be driving the lemon for now!"
"I'm going to disinherit you."

by TheIllusiveGuy November 23, 2019

Greasy Lemon

Emptying an entire bottle of lotion into your anus while sticking you penis into a flashlight full of lemon juice

Got bored last night and decided to give myself a greasy lemon.

by The real Mr.Awesome October 26, 2019

Lemon tree

Used to call a girlfriend or boyfriend.
Lemon tree is a sunshine among trees.

I love you, you're my lemon tree!

by H.s.a. September 27, 2020

Lemon Lime

A term similar to "slay"; it is a positive word for doing great or fantastic.

" Oh yeah, Misha Collins and Jensen Ackles were Lemon Lime in the Supernatural."
"Actually though!"

by SukunasHubby July 4, 2023

Lemon Ballz

When ya ballz are a little sweaty with zesty sour funk.

Maggie went down on me as soon as I got in from my workout. I guess she was horny enough not to be bothered by my lemon ballz.

I need a shower. I can smell my own nasty ass lemon ballz.

I could tell by the watering of her eyes, she was gagging on my lemon ballz.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2020

Lemon Skeet

When you bust a nut (skeet) so hard as you jizz your face looks like you are sucking on a mouthful of lemons.

Roger did a lemon skeet last night.

I was watching myself fap in the mirror. I couldn’t believe I did a lemon skeet.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018