by #babyscina May 3, 2021
Get the Carter’s Dadmug. A father who provides inadequate support and then wants to be praised, despite his ample shortcomings. This leaves everyone involved frustrated, annoyed, and unsatisfied.
Andres wanted everyone to think he was a good dad, but he only supported his kids enough to be considered a limpbeat dad.
by Birthday month January 31, 2020
Get the Limpbeat Dadmug. ‘Busy fucking Dad who can do it all’
‘Makes the rest of the dads look pony’
‘Squeeze as much as you can in one day and life will not come to a stand still’
‘Makes the rest of the dads look pony’
‘Squeeze as much as you can in one day and life will not come to a stand still’
by Louis Lawson August 10, 2022
Get the turbo dadmug. A father who does not contribute to the day-to-day work of parenting his children but instead earns their affections through gifts and being the "cool parent." When asked to cook for once, orders pizza and is the kids' hero.
May also be an absentee father who takes the kids out for fun things their mom won't let them do once a week, but would have no idea what to do if they lived with him full time.
May also be an absentee father who takes the kids out for fun things their mom won't let them do once a week, but would have no idea what to do if they lived with him full time.
First mom: "Mark never helps the kids with their homework, doesn't know how to change a diaper, always makes me be bad cop when anyone's in trouble, and wouldn't know what to do if I left him alone with the kids for more than 20 minutes, but he bought them a PlayStation 4 for Christmas so they all think he's the greatest."
Second mom: "What a pizza dad."
Second mom: "What a pizza dad."
by no i don't want to April 25, 2014
Get the Pizza dadmug. "Welp, time to go drop the kids off at the pool" is a common exclamation of a dad after going hard at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Hence he is a buffet dad.
by Buffet Father April 3, 2019
Get the buffet dadmug. A man, not necessarily a father, with an intense love for a surtain interest or thing.
Could be compared to how a child likes to show their toys to everyone or a child seeing something for the first time.
It could be looking at trains driving by, big cars or thunderstorms.
Often used to describe people in the clips of "Your moms house" podcast.
Could be compared to how a child likes to show their toys to everyone or a child seeing something for the first time.
It could be looking at trains driving by, big cars or thunderstorms.
Often used to describe people in the clips of "Your moms house" podcast.
*Points to a man clapping his hands as the train drives by*
- Omg Jenny, that guy has such a dad boner for trains.
- Omg Jenny, that guy has such a dad boner for trains.
by Jojopa January 25, 2022
Get the Dad bonermug. A term used primarily by video game communities to describe a highest rank or achievement attainable by someone with familial responsibilities, usually in a given time period.
"Even with working overtime and the kids getting sick, I still had time to hit dad legend this month."
by MrBlanston September 19, 2017
Get the dad legendmug.