When you wipe to vigorously too often and develop a red welt up your back emanating from your ass crack.
"I was gonna take Brenda to brown town, but she had that red bicycle brand, and my boner died instantly."
by Whoremonger October 1, 2025
Get the Red Bicycle Brandmug. Someone that buys a product ( Typically smart devices like smart watch, phones, computers and etc) because of a popular brand name like Apple or Samsung.
Also called Label hoes and title hoes
Also called Label hoes and title hoes
Bob and Mike both hate each other and say they are like this or that whatever. But what they both don't know is that thar are same thing. Both are brand hoes and act like they are the best for getting the new iPhone 14.
by 459395 March 15, 2023
Get the brand hoemug. by Cobson The Great October 17, 2025
Get the Brand New Ripped Jeansmug. by billy bomb February 22, 2024
Get the off brand foot ballmug. this is what happens when you drag the google logo into the search bar
but if your looking at this in urban dictionary your probably very bored
but if your looking at this in urban dictionary your probably very bored
ima go look up google.ca/images/branding/googlelogo/1x/googlelogo_color_272x92dp.png in urban dictionary becuase im bored
by sniper nate November 2, 2020
Get the google.ca/images/branding/googlelogo/1x/googlelogo_color_272x92dp.pngmug. Engaging in harmful or unacceptable behavior that may potentially harm a company's reputation and financial performance as a result of negative opinion.
by randomchatter May 1, 2024
Get the Brand Riskmug. by Danhop123 March 22, 2017
Get the Kroger Brandmug.