Hym "So... Watching porn affects a man's ability to pair bond... But banging a bunch of fat-cocks... Doesn't have an effect on pair bonding? What!? SO... She won't date a porn guy. She's too good to date a porn guy... Why? Probably pre-selection. If you have to watch porn, women probably aren't throwing themselves at you, if women aren't throwing themselves at you then you probably don't have a fat cock, and (in the words of Kevin Samuels) if you don't have a fat cock what reason does she have to sleep with you? Other then supplementary income (obviously). Hilarious! She hit the red pill guys with the uno reverse!"
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Get the Pair Bonding mug.1. A relationship between close friends, typically male, that is loyal and close- where they pretend to be gay for eachother. Typically used ironically, or in a joking manner- individuals who use this phrase are usually not actually sexually involved, or attracted to eachother. But they will jokingly flirt with eachother. Bonus points if they are on the same team in a sport, video game, or other collaborative group.
This is a reference to Acient Sparta/Thebes, where homoeroticism was incentivized between warriors within troops because leaders believed it would make them fight better.
Examples are two gamers, neither of which are gay, who flirt with eachother as a joke. Or two friends on a basketball team, both guys- neither gay, who, again, flirt with eachother as a joke.
2. A relationship between two people who are attracted to eachother, and flirt with eachother "as a joke" but are still just friends. Bonus points if they are on a team.
- typically used in queer circles to tease straight, cisgender men who pretend to be gay for eachother. But not with malice. LGBT+ people usually just find it funny/entertaining.
This is a reference to Acient Sparta/Thebes, where homoeroticism was incentivized between warriors within troops because leaders believed it would make them fight better.
Examples are two gamers, neither of which are gay, who flirt with eachother as a joke. Or two friends on a basketball team, both guys- neither gay, who, again, flirt with eachother as a joke.
2. A relationship between two people who are attracted to eachother, and flirt with eachother "as a joke" but are still just friends. Bonus points if they are on a team.
- typically used in queer circles to tease straight, cisgender men who pretend to be gay for eachother. But not with malice. LGBT+ people usually just find it funny/entertaining.
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All different people, you cannot be in the relationship.
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Get the Bonde mug.Person 1: "Remember when Billy Bob tried to skateboard on that treadmill"
Person 2: "Oh yea that was totally a rofl moment. Though when Jimmy Bob tried to trampoline onto a moving truck way beats that moment out"
Person 1: "True that. That was the best rofl moment"
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Get the rofl-bonding mug.The all time home run king and the single season home run king. Many people think he should not be seen as such because he is said to have done steroids, which is also why they think he should not be a Hall of Famer. However, there is no doubt that there are already plenty of guys in the Hall of Fame that have done steroids.
Sure, Barry Bonds did steroids and is a piece of shit, but it still does not change the fact that he was a beast and he would've been even if he never took steroids.
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