bum bark

One of many humorous names for flatulence.

Is there a dog in your pants or was that a bum bark?

by Woordwys April 30, 2015

bum bark

the poo particles left in ur bum even after u wipe

ewwww u can still see maz’s bum bark

by Doitforthebanta February 20, 2021

barking up a tree

Starting shit with someone

Don’t go barking up a tree just to piss someone off.

by anonymous June 7, 2021

BARK

The word Girls WILL YELL IF YOU CATCALL THEM, Or they will Bark. DONT CAT CALL THEM

BARK BARK

by Michael Jackson IS my Hero RIP November 20, 2020

Bark

Bark or Barking is the act of getting high with your dawgs. Typically, this is used to discretely ask your friends if they would like to get high in a shared space.

Friend 1: "I have the open tonight, want to come over and bark?"
Friend 2: "I'll have to go home and grab my bag if we're barking."

by Friendly Hisoka September 12, 2019

Bark Dum

A Bark Dum is a self-centered, edgy teenager, likely a know-it-all. Often maintains a snarky or bitter attitude.

Bark Dum

you have like
a roll20 thing
and i can't be arsed to not message you directly

McDiamond
I do have a roll20 thing, yes

Bark Dum
oh you just burst online
i didn't expect a reply until hours later

McDiamond

Im sneaky like that ;)

Bark Dum
okay so
i might be willing to either be a player or a dm
depending on a few questions

McDiamond
Ok, go ahead

Bark Dum
how strict are your rules on encumberance, character needs, etc?
for example a man cannot live two weeks without food, but i am able to suspend my disbelief because that's how games work
i could've worded that better
hopefully you get what i tried to say

McDiamond
Yeah sure, I can too. Personally i dont really care about encumbrance unless its obvious things like putting an elephant in your pocket

Bark Dum
like
food
do you make characters need food?
or is it like
a little flavor thing
to boost muh imershunz

McDiamond

Food is like, whatever, flavor in my opinion
Im not the dm though

Bark Dum
i thought you were?
or are you going to be one of the players
and you're hoping volunteer dms will come

McDiamond
Nope, I arranged a roll20 page to get a group to play with and a dm... we HAVE a dm, but its not me.

Bark Dum
Ah
I assume they share similar opinions on those topics

by McDiamond August 23, 2017

Bark Fart

When your fart is so loud, startling, and sudden that it causes your dog to bark.

The dogs barking again. When I left the room Did Lauren have a bark fart?

by e742df March 21, 2021