piss the bark off a tree

To pee so hard you could take the bark off of a tree

“When I was young, I could piss the bark off a tree.”

by CharlieAlpha November 13, 2022

Bark Fart

When your fart is so loud, startling, and sudden that it causes your dog to bark.

The dogs barking again. When I left the room Did Lauren have a bark fart?

by e742df March 21, 2021

Bark box

a Dog inside a box of wood chips

A bark box was on my front door and it was severely injured

by WoahderGodly May 13, 2022

Whispering Kids and Dogs Barking

Phrase to discretely say sex in relation to another person.

“Do you hear that noise over there”

“Yeah it sounds like some Whispering Kids and Dogs Barking”

“No I think they’re just having sex”

by Trentavious August 13, 2023

bark

a sound people make when they are role playing. it turns some people one

-You want it?
-Yes, please~
- What did you just say!? I can’t hear you.
- Ah~ bark bark, woof woof!
- Good boy~

by findsomethingbettertodo July 1, 2021

at your bark and collar

Will do whatever the person is told to do. It's like another saying, X says jump and Y says, "How high?" It's a figure of speech for a power dynamic.

"She's at your bark and collar; I see?"

"I'm at your bark and collar!"

by Rakeboi May 1, 2024

Barks

Slang for "lighter"

"Yo fam pass the barks"

"Hold up, I can't find my barks"

by Trzn October 25, 2018