brush, tuck, and tape

Brushing your teeth and flossing.

brush, tuck, and tape in the morning.

by TKOZZZ March 13, 2024

Flex tape

This thing can literally fix anything! It could have probably stopped the Titanic from sinking, too bad Alan Swift wasn't alive.. unless 🤔

Person 1: Dude I got some flex tape and it can fix anything!
Person 2: No way! Can it fix my life?
Person 1: I'm afraid not...
Person 2: Dang it.

by Apersonthathasnothingbettertod April 12, 2020

Tape Worm

I'm a producer and improver! I'm producing eggs and improving MY life with YOUR shit.

Hym "Don't be a tape worm! Join Jordan Peterson's 'Hustler's Academy'- Er, I mean, Andrew Tate's -Mikhaila Academy-- Er, I mean, join him in his coalition to silence and mind control dissidents so you can steal their shit and use it to shit out more of yourself."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2025

Tapes

Adjective. Something that is not very good (its shit)

This football game is tapes. I'd rather shove a pineapple up my arse. Tapes.

by Toonkiwi March 7, 2020

Tapes

An adjective for a man that gets lots of chicks. Derives from a man with such a large penis that he has to tape it to his leg before he goes out.

Guy 1: Todd is going home with another 10! That's the 5th one this week!
Guy 2: That guy tapes man.

by gogojuke June 18, 2017

head tape

GOOD ASS, THICK

OOOO GIRL LOOK AT THAT ASS GO! THAT DEFS A HEAD TAPE!
I WANT THAT HEAD TAPE! LOOK AT THAT BOOTY

by anonymous for the reasons June 25, 2018

Duct Tape

The most powerful thing in the universe. Also the Mythbuster's material of choice.

There's a tear in reality?!? Duct tape.

by Brewsterion April 29, 2017