When you squeeze a girl so hard that her large intestines fall out and you cut some off to make a condom and fuck your first cousin with it. The key is that it will rip and you get to cum inside her. Or him I don’t judge.
Jeff: Hey mom do you have a victim for me to give a Dominican half nelson to. Me and the old cuzzo feel a lil aroused and I want to go ham.
Mom: Oh sure honey try giving Mrs.Nelson a ring. I’m sure she wouldn’t mind.
Mom: Oh sure honey try giving Mrs.Nelson a ring. I’m sure she wouldn’t mind.
by J_Dubz December 16, 2024
Get the Dominican Half Nelsonmug. Maintaining that delicate balance of being just funny enough at work to entertain your coworkers but not so funny that you get sent to HR.
by Buckeyesooner July 5, 2022
Get the Nelsoningmug. To make an incredibly racist or violent insult or statement to someone; A racist and violent remark or threat
I'm going to take all the Hispanics and throw them over the border 1 by 1 in pieces.
Dude, you just pulled a nelson
Dude, you just pulled a nelson
by ThatIndianMan November 12, 2011
Get the Pulled A Nelsonmug. by wxandzrs April 26, 2024
Get the Jalen nelsonmug. The act of celebration after scoring for Arsenal when Reiss Nelson performs a full Nelson on the the opposing goalkeeper or Chris Willock
by DJ Foshizzle Your Momizzle October 30, 2017
Get the full reiss nelsonmug. Probably only good in one thing; poetry and that is his whole personality. He kinda forgets that the whole world revolves around him. It's hard to choose whether to lable him as a decent, nice guy or a huge asshole.
"Oh my God! Is that a stab wound?! That looks serious, do you need help?"
"Nah. It's just Nelson being Nelson."
"Okay... So that's a no?"
"Nah. It's just Nelson being Nelson."
"Okay... So that's a no?"
by whataloadofhooey:smirk: July 28, 2021
Get the Nelsonmug. Nelson is a shitty racist school, unable to see potential of clever students. They do not care for bullying at all
by MHA_the_anime October 1, 2023
Get the Nelson primary school, Whittonmug.