Minge Tease

A person of the male persuasion that all the ladies want to get with.

It also relates to the act of lightly tickling a ladies labia minora.

A lady: Damn, that Sam Stanton is such a Minge tease!

Another Lady: I know, i want to make sexy time with that fine specimen of a man.

by Stanuel December 11, 2009

yao mings

slang term for the substance cocaine

Yo dude you wanna get down with the yao mings?
Hell yeah i wanna get down with some yey!

by The Yza March 23, 2008

minge winker

a striptease artiste

Widdecombe gave up politics to become a minge winker.

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

Ming Yi

A 98 year old Chinese Old Man that walks up to Chinese Grandmas saying the worst pickup lines and the worst breakup lines.
Example of pickup line:Are you a condom because I want to put my penus in u
Example of pickup line 2:When I see you my penus is straight.
Example of breakup line:You are bad for my life.

Did you see that Ming Yi walking on the street yesterday?
Stop trying to become a Ming Yi

by Ming Yi December 8, 2016

Swing Ming

name for asian man fresh off the boat, who's name is Siu Ming, and needs a cool name for the mean streets of Toronto. The potential of this asian person is quite great, at one point getting 90s in mathematics. he is now a recovering alcoholic and looks for guidance from nocturnal nig and artyom's spatula.

grab me some of swing ming's fireworks.

by sean pinage January 17, 2005

Minge-weasel

n. A middle-aged man with floppy hair, cream chinos and a sports jacket.

Your boss is an odious minge-weasel

by captainchuffnuts June 25, 2009

the cats minge

something that is really good. like saying the dogs bollocks.

mum that beef stew was the cats minge.

by ben curry September 24, 2003