Jesus

Sum guy w/ a famous dad

'jesus is ma G'

by d1mzy February 18, 2018

Jesus

A very sexy man that can pull any female. Height is around 5’7-5’9. Loves music, loves beautiful sunsets, virgin until death, hates bitches that don’t like his moms cooking, and hangs with his boys.

“Hi my name is Jesus”
“Omg you’re so hot”

“Thank you!”

“You wanna f*ck?”

by Pussiepounder June 6, 2020

Jesus

Savior

Whether we know it or not, everyone needs a Savior, Jesus!

by sum.fukn.dude February 25, 2022

it jesus

information technologist who performs a technical mircle on a computer and/or laptop that been given it's last rights.

I took my laptop to BestBuy and they told me that it would be $2000 to send my hard drive away and maybe get some information from it. So I prayed and my IT Jesus and he saved my life and my laptop.

by Doolbox March 13, 2008

Jesus

Verb.

To have sex with someone more than once.

From: Jesus having been nailed more than once.

I can't wait to give her the Jesus

by Samurer May 26, 2011

Jesus

Jesus is an adjactive that is used to say that something is so good/so cool/so big and so on.

basicly it can be used the same way as uber but it as at a level higher than uber.

the +2 sword of uberness is the jesus weapon!

after i get my new monster truck I'll be like jesus on the streets!

by Smoke Destructer December 28, 2008

Jesus

Jesus is a name and word used for who is a godly figure people say the name sometimes in startling moments and Jesus is known as a male figure but takes on many figures such as female and male. Or other things idek 👍

“My lord and savior jesus”

“Little child shits all over them self “
Care taker: JESUS CHRIST! CHILD!...

by @PaigeDuhFever February 5, 2020