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Government Wave

A type of music that glorifies the government
Cody was listening to his favourite Government Wave artist
by Tom & Jerry Timeeeee December 6, 2023
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government colonoscopy

A government colonoscopy is when you arrange for the ATF, the IRS, and unemployment to investigate your abusive ex, since you couldn't get him arrested for abuse, hopefully he will be arrested for tax fraud or illegally owning a firearm or abusing unemployment during COVID.
Did you ever get Killian to stop stalking you?

I ordered a government colonoscopy for him. He has bigger problems now.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023
mugGet the government colonoscopymug.

government

An absolutely unnecessary system of human slavery.
"These so-called governments are in reality great bands of robbers and murderers, organized, disciplined, and constantly on the alert." - Lysander Spooner
by molonlabe2023 October 5, 2023
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Govern

Motherfucker who likes woman.
"Age is Just a Number" They say.
This person has probably been sent to prison 3 times for sexual assault.
"Stay away from that daycare!"
Not another Govern...
by Yeetus_Deletus_You August 13, 2023
mugGet the Governmug.

government stiff

Slang for the perfectly machine wrapped and packed rigid joints, approved by the Goverment of Canada.
Hey, did you roll that joint yourself?

No, it’s a government stiff (stiff).
by Jwomp92 October 19, 2018
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Provincial government court

Provincial government court Weapon restrictions used to facilitate torture and murder 1
Madd is contractually committing agist rape the use graduated licensing to extort agist rape using Nazi oppression threw provincial government court
by Cody5050 January 25, 2022
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Government

The government is as capable of lying as anyone else, including the police. Of course they are going to feed people statistics and trends that sound good to support their agenda, it gives them more control. Convincing people they have control of them by telling them they have control of the virus or some other surface problem is usually enough for them to keep doing what they're doing.
Everyone is part of the problem, including the government. The government is not really more qualified to do anything than most of it's people, it's just a group of people with control of more money, resources/supplies, and weapons than most of it's people.
by Solid Mantis January 26, 2021
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