Ga-dunktivitis

A condition that affects females, causing their buttocks to swell to ga-dunkulous proportions.

Ga-dunktivitis is usually associated with ladies from African or Latino descent, but has been known to affect many Caucasian females also.

Side effects include inability to find jeans that fit and increased attention from drunken males.

Sir Mix-a-Lot attempted to spread awareness of Ga-dunktivitis with his 1992 hit single "Baby Got Back"

by MrCasual December 11, 2011

Gas on Deck

Q Da Fool use's the phrase ''gas on deck'' to emphasize he has grade A+ marijuana available for purchase.

Gas on deck, let me grind on em'

by Super Menthol April 14, 2022

Gas the Children

The act of passing gas (farting) on a mans ball sack in attempts to lower the intelligence of the future offspring.

"Man, Shenia Gassed the Children so good last night, I think my sperm is retarded!"
"Careful of the one who knows just how to Gas the Children, those ones are the dangerous ones!"

by Canyousayfun July 23, 2018

Trapped Gas

When you have gas that is inside your body but doesnt want to come out. Some what like being constipated but instead of stool its gas.

"I ate those boiled eggs earlier today and now i have trapped gas."

by Monster504 December 23, 2011

gas-cooker

A woman who engages in sexual intercourse for money

She's a gas-cooker?..This confused Jonjo- what was Kindred doing living with a whore?
(William Boyd; Ordinary Thunderstorms )

by JohnJacobus October 19, 2011

gas-pasty

A particularly noxious fart - 'a meal in itself', named from the Cornish (UK) meaty delicacy.

Someone's dropped a gas-pasty in here

by Nat Reely March 5, 2011

Gas Who?

A board game played by Hitler Youth kids in the days of Nazi Germany. The object of the game is to send as many non-Aryans to the gas chamber as you can.

Did you know that kids in Germany used to play Gas Who?

by Caratay February 2, 2023