Fixing the fence

A euphemism for licking out the taint, the grundle, the fleshy fun bridge.

Oh man, she properly went about fixing the fence last night. She'll be picking hairs out of her teeth for weeks!

by Grablar Grundle April 12, 2020

Fence black

The wife of Ryan Thomas Holder.

I was with fence black today she didn't want me because she is married.

by Nohandle@weather April 15, 2021

Fence Nibbler

When a wasp has the audacity to take it upon its self to remove the paint from your fence

“Can you hear the fence nibblers?”

by Hipopotomi August 13, 2022

leaving grandma on the fence

when someone doesn't finish their sentence and leaves you guessing.

- "I saw this thing the other day... oh never mind."
- "You gotta stop leaving grandma on the fence!"

by itreallydoesnotmatterwhothisis October 20, 2025

fence rabbit

An annoying feral cat that is always causing problems, making you want to shoot it off your fence like a gallery target.

That dern fence rabbit is really tickin' me off! I'm gonna pop that little bastard!

by ChillyWilly82 June 6, 2014

What Need For a Fence That Is On The Verge Of Decay

Literal Meaning:

There is no point in keeping up a fence if it is worn down- unable to do its job

Figurative Meaning:

At times there is no need for unnecessary doubt when it is incapable of preventing the inevitable

- Dmitri Milan Mikhailov

Individual A: "I find myself completely distraught, whatever am I supposed to do dear compadre?"
Individual B: "Fret not my dear, for what Need for a Fence that is on the verge of decay?"

by Dmitri Theodore Mikhailov August 21, 2024

Fence hang

When one is outside and hangs on a fence whilst squatting for a shit

Fam im busting for a shit but there's no toilets!

Dude we're on a field, just fence hang!!

by Chunk-7912 August 20, 2013