Dry Fapping

The art of fapping without the use of lubrication like lotions and the like. When during climax, you aim the penis towards a container like a toilet where you can easily flush it. Using this art, you will have no cum stains everywhere and you don't need to wipe the lube off of your penis. Clean and efficient.

I use dry fapping when I don't want to make a mess.

by Shiro 白 December 12, 2019

fap itis

Fap Itis is referred to the sudden onset of drowsiness following a fap (masterbation) session.

John: Hey bro wanna go chill or something?
Rick: Nah man I've got the fap itis.

by negev September 12, 2013

Trope Fapping

The self-congratulatory act of meaninglessly subverting a trope in media. Usually for the sake of appearing more well written than in actuality.

I stopped enjoying this show after season 2, the excessive trope fapping became really obvious.

by ThatSilverbean September 19, 2019

Fap Stash

The collection of nudes gathered from catfishing women online. A master catfisher will have a robust fap Stash.

I had no WiFi so I went to the fap Stash to J.O.

by jefeslifelesson August 2, 2017

pre-fap

pre-fap is an unfinished masturbation session to get ready for intercourse

Oh, you want to have sex?
Let me just do a quick pre-fap, I don't want you to see it soft.

by Willezz October 19, 2013

fap cheese

Coagulation of jizz

Person: Oh man I put on the wrong sock this morning and got covered in fap cheese!

by Penelopchz January 28, 2017

Weasel Fap

The historical art of masturbating secretly while there's someone in the same area, living or work space as you. The consequence of the person realizing could be catastrophic.

I hate to weasel fap when I'm on holidays... Like the fuck ???

by IkilledMuffasa!!! August 18, 2015