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Blind Elephant

A body lifting kick in the nuts from behind. To sneak up behind someone who is standing with their legs slightly open and kick them in the nuts from behind.
Person 1: You owe me $100
Person 2: Yeah i'll pay you next week...
Person 1: No pay me today or i'll blind elephant kick you right in the nuts when you least suspect it.
Person 2: OK lets got to the bank.
RESOLVED.
by koala11111111 March 7, 2011
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Elephant Honk

When you're sitting down and you get up and your thigh clap together.
Oh shit, did you hear that elephant honk?!
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Angry Elephant

The action when a man has his penis inserted into their own butthole, all while farting to build enough pressure to release the penis in an explosive and violent manner. To perform correctly is to be pulling on ones own butt cheeks in a full eagle spread, while urinating as to add to the intimidation factor, all resulting in one powerful, explosive spray, as the angry elephant's trunk (The Penis) , is unleashed.

Great for warding off Bears.
Camping with the homies, and a bear decided to attack. Kyle dropped on his back and unleased the Angry Elephant to assert his dominance.

Went met on a Grindr date, and we talked about our love for Yoga. I demonstrated my flexibility by performing the Angry Elephant; we've been married 69 years.
by Von Wolfhouse January 20, 2021
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Elephant tusk

Cocaine , powder, white, ivory, crushed ice, speed, that girl, white girl, ish, url (Earl)
Elephant tusk :

"Should I send her Footage of me impaling myself on an elephant's tusk?" (Same Song and Dance)
This is a hint that the author of the verse uses a straw to inhale white ivory through their nose.
by jimjokelley February 22, 2020
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riding an elephant

me: people ride elephants in india

cole: i was riding an elephant before
me: you got pegged by a fat bitch??
by schmidttywipes September 28, 2019
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gliding elephant

When a large woman slides across a skinny mans penis.
The fat pig pulled a gliding elephant on my cock.
by natesog9779 March 27, 2016
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Elephant snarfing

Elephant snarfing is a type of ass play where one person puts peanuts in the other persons ass.
Also known as “feed the circus elephant”.
An elephant snarf has a fetish for having food products esp. peanuts shoved up their ass.
“I used to like ass fisting or gloving, but now I am a convert to elephant snarfing”.
“Pass the peanuts! Yum”
by Nerdboy1982! August 6, 2019
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