dog ticket

An expression used to express disappointment or frustration. Could be used in place of words like "crap."

Dog ticket, John!
Bummer!
Shoot!

by red_ninja2 October 12, 2017

free ticket booth

To receive a surprise, bonus, or other thing that wasn't expected but viewed as pleasantly positive or good. Derived from promotional events for free ride tickets at carnival ticket booths.

Discovering the restaurant served chili over rice instead of noodles, Sarah excitedly screamed "FREE TICKET BOOTH!"

by SMSgt P January 04, 2019

Poop Ticket

Having a co-worker that shits so much you develop a ticketing system where he has to earn dumps.

Marvin : oh the pressure!
Sven : don’t even think about shitting again today you e gone three times and you stink.
Marvin : I have one ticket left!
Sven : fucking poop tickets....

by Sweaty dirt pig August 06, 2021

biscuit ticket

Food stamps/ebt card

Friend 1: Man I'm hungry as a mfer.

Friend 2: me too I got my old lady's biscuit ticket lets go to piqqly wiqqly

by whitedevil666 May 17, 2016

fun ticket

a one hundred dollar bill

Bryan and John this is Rooster, I threw that transvestite an extra fun ticket to let me suck her cock after she fucked me in the ass!

by Steve-M May 10, 2006

Punching the ticket

To push an erroneous digit through insufficient bumwad straight into a fouled nipsy when preparing yesterday's lunch.

Splitting the toilet paper sheets was always going to run the risk of punching the ticket. It was either that or use a sock.

by Stiglitz April 25, 2019

Treatment ticket

Someone who is well connected such that if you hang with this person you can get lots of perks

I had a friend fly in from thailand. He's a real 'whale' so we took him down to laughlin nevada and we stayed at the Colorado belle.they really plushed us up! We were comped all our food and drinks we got a free top level suite.i guess you could say he was our treatment ticket fy
For sure!

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by 4realazitgits April 04, 2021