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Thanksgiving Curse

A curse when something bad happens to you every year around Thanksgiving, maybe you get sick, or injured, or maybe you burned the turkey.
Charles: Bro I'm not gonna be able to eat with you today, I have a nasty fever.

Brad: That sounds like you have a Thanksgiving Curse..
by Stickydoggy69 November 19, 2022
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Thanasi Kokkinakis

A 69 time grand slam winner with 420 ATP titles. He often hangs around the 69 rank for reasons unbeknownst to this lexicographer.

His second serve is capable of reaching speeds of 420km/h while his first is capable of reaching the speed of light. His forehand has been known to impale his opponents (a phenomenon known as 'kokking' or 'getting kokked'). His backhand has been known to generate spin up to 69420 rpm.

Frequently known as the 'Kokk' or 'Mr Kokk', he is one of the major contenders for GOAT status along with Henry Slocum (who also has 69 slams won.

He is best friends with some guy called 'Kirrisus' or something.
Fan 1: Who's Djokovic playing next?
Fan 2: I think he's playing Kokkinakis.
Fan 1: Thanasi Kokkinakis? Shit. He's gonna get kokked on.
by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT September 19, 2023
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Brooklyn Thanksgiving

A man with a large penis stands in-between carriages on an express train. As the train goes past a station, he hangs out his erect penis, turkey-slapping any commuters standing in front of the safety line.
The video clip to the song features a Ron Jeremy performing a slow-motion brooklyn thanksgiving; the best part is where a man bends down just in time to have the member brush his hair.
by Capital_Clint January 23, 2013
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Reverse Thanksgiving

The act of shoving a turkey in ones anal cavity. It can be for pleasure or punishment
I walked in on my Grandma getting a Reverse Thanksgiving. I am scarred for life now
by the giver of thanks December 7, 2016
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Canadian Thanksgiving

Held on the Second Monday of October in Canada, the Canadian Thanksgiving is one of the few days where we get to lay off our usual diet of Maple Syrup and Poutine in favor of Turkey and Stuffing.

Thanksgiving in Canada is quite interesting, because rather than each household being snowed in individually like the rest of the year, our entire family tree rides their polar bears to a select household's igloo. We then talk about the Leaf's game while sipping on a nice, cold Alpine beer.
Canadian: So, this Thanksgiving we rode our polar bears-
American: Wait, the f***? it's only October, dude.
Canadian: You dumbo!! It's the Canadian Thanksgiving!
by mentalkid123 August 5, 2017
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No thanks Susan

When you decide not to do something crazy and back down.
I’m totally gonna jump off this cliff!
Oh shit, it’s like 50 ft, no thanks Susan.
by Beersbeersbeers July 20, 2018
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Chicken Thanksgiving

Any event that is exceptionally incongruous or illogical according to the conventional reality in which it happens.
This is based on the idea of chicken during thanksgiving being something associatively, factually incorrect.
Yo man this grey orb phased through my closet and thanked me for buying a car I don't even have. What the hell? I think I just had a chicken thanksgiving.
by Darksack November 21, 2019
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