The everlasting glowing sphere of fiery power that can sometimes be sequestered from a crate, barrel or will occasionally burst from the womb of the universe. Some go there whole lives without ever seeing the elusive bright shine that can drive even the most lowly knave to supreme glory. Its origins date back to ancient times, (Jan 31 2008). Its raw energy derived from the NUTSACK OF CHUCK NORRIS, shooting from his throbbing urethra, the energy shot forth into the bowels of the universe's cunthole. It gestated for countless millenia waiting for the opportune moment to blast through and reveal its supreme power in a display of unparalleled awesomeness. Gaining the power of the deceptive orb requires cunning, skill, stamina, endurance, luck and pure testosterone. It may last only for a moment, but for that brief instant... you are god.
Nadsack: no... dont get it...
Dude: Im gonna get it!!! IM gonna get the smash testicle!!!!!!!
Nadsack: NOOoOOo!!!
Dude: YES! I GOT IT!
Nadsack: *blown away in blinding light AAAUAHAUAGAHAAGH!!!!
Dude:....I love this game.
Dude: Im gonna get it!!! IM gonna get the smash testicle!!!!!!!
Nadsack: NOOoOOo!!!
Dude: YES! I GOT IT!
Nadsack: *blown away in blinding light AAAUAHAUAGAHAAGH!!!!
Dude:....I love this game.
by cockjuggling thundercunt October 13, 2009
Get the Smash Testicle mug.Similar to the phrase "the bee's knees," but more crude. Implies that something is really cool, or sometimes used in sarcasm to imply that something is really not cool.
1 - Implying something is cool
- "That peach harvest sure was the bee's knees!"
- "Dude, that weed was the cockroach's testicles!"
2 - Sarcasm implying that something isn't really that cool
- "Hey man, check out this 1990 Ford Taurus I got used!" "Wow. That's just the cockroach's testicles isn't it...."
- "That peach harvest sure was the bee's knees!"
- "Dude, that weed was the cockroach's testicles!"
2 - Sarcasm implying that something isn't really that cool
- "Hey man, check out this 1990 Ford Taurus I got used!" "Wow. That's just the cockroach's testicles isn't it...."
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Get the Testicleese mug.Babe, if you keep sucking my dick, I think I'm going to shoot my testicular expectorant in your mouth.
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Get the testicular expectorant mug.When a man suddenly gains enough cocky bravery to face a dilemma or challenge which he was previously afraid to do.
Such a feeling simulates the results of one's testicles expanding due to a tumor, which explains the combination of the words "Man" and "Cancer". With his newfound "big balls", a man will stop being a whiney bitch and achieve his goals.
One experiencing Testicular Mancer will gain a short term badass attitude, shortly followed by sweating, crying, and proclaiming "Holy shit, did I just do that?!"
Such a feeling simulates the results of one's testicles expanding due to a tumor, which explains the combination of the words "Man" and "Cancer". With his newfound "big balls", a man will stop being a whiney bitch and achieve his goals.
One experiencing Testicular Mancer will gain a short term badass attitude, shortly followed by sweating, crying, and proclaiming "Holy shit, did I just do that?!"
Paul: "Hey, did you hear? Randy just asked out Judy on a date!"
John: "Man, that guy has come down with serious case of Testicular Mancer..."
John: "Man, that guy has come down with serious case of Testicular Mancer..."
by MAN SANDWICH October 27, 2008
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Dude, Johan has the sweetest testicleye I've ever seen.
If I don't pass this class, I'm totally going to break into the professor's house, and testicleye the shit out of his dog.
If I don't pass this class, I'm totally going to break into the professor's house, and testicleye the shit out of his dog.
by Jurgen Teller January 7, 2009
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