technipeasant

really unadvanced technologically

person a: i'm loving this record player

person b: im loving my ipod touch

person a: wha?

person b: omg youre so TECHNIPEASANT

by jayayewhy March 8, 2008

technical testosterone

The unwanted pontification from an individual who believes he/she has superior technical knowledge than all others around said person and who continuously and relentlessly tries to impress upon others just how wonderful and smart they are.

Rex the IT Tech brags to everyone who will listen and shows his technical testosterone and proving once again he is an arrogant jerk.

by RaymondKing June 10, 2011

technidiot

Contraction of the words "technology" + "idiot".

Any person who is either stubbornly and willfully ignorant about electronics and computers, or who is genuinely too stupid to understand electronics, computers, or related concepts.

John: "How come I never got that e-mail from your mom?"
Steve: "She doesn't know how to do e-mail."
John: "Are you serious?"
Steve: "Yeah, she's a real technidiot, if you know what I mean."

by lsc9x August 22, 2011

Technically Legal

its legal but not really

EG:
a StripClub Is Technically Legal.
Prostitution is Technically Legal.

by Alejandro587 August 23, 2012

Techinept

An individual that is utterly incapable of handling technological hardware.

I'm so techinept I keep taking photos of the inside of my purse with my phone.

by AffirmThis August 10, 2012

technical lobotomy

The condition where you have so much of your life, knowledge, etc. on your smart phone and you subsequently lose/break it. Basically, half or more of your intellect disappears when your phone is disabled or lost.

Dude, I just lost my phone and I'm suffering from a technical lobotomy.

by cgoodric August 13, 2012

technigo

The dizzy feeling that one gets when holding one's mobile phone, mp3 player, ds etc. over the toilet bowl, a stretch of water or a height, and wondering what would happen if one just dropped it.

He'd just flushed, when suddenly he was overcome by a rush of technigo. (Because who doesn't have at least one of their devices in the toilet with them these days??)

by AndyBrew September 13, 2013