green teabag

the act of dunking a scrotum into the mouth of a girl and then proceeding to sneeze snot on her face simultaneously, creating a feeling of calm, double orgasmic joy

Ah, there is nothing more calming and zen-filling than a green teabag.

by Hyman September 26, 2004

Boston Teabag Party

A Boston Teabag Party is executed between two persons who are being carnal. One partner defecates on the other's scrota, then fellates said scrota.

This move was invented by Carrot Top.

Linderdouche had a Boston Teabag Party last night at his place....with his dog.

by Hank Gerald March 9, 2005

Transylvanian Teabag

One "spooky" or "goth" person placing testicles upon the face or within the mouth of another person.

"Man, I'm totally gonna give that girl a Transylvanian Teabag after the Bauhaus Concert."

by Dr. Shockwave January 22, 2009

teabagger

Left wingers who want to suck off Barack Obama. Want to do it badly and get a thrill up their leg thinking about it.

Chris Matthews, Dem teabagger who gets a thrill up his leg seeing The One speak.

by Chudney Chives September 15, 2009

teabagging

A game where a person takes a picture while placing their testicles against an object or person. The objective of the game being to see what the strangest or funniest thing you could put your balls on.

Did you see the teabagging picture my friend posted? Its hilarious!

by Teabagger123 July 21, 2011

teabag dunk

The action of duking the basketball over your opponent while rubing you nuts in his face.

This nigga vince carter teabag dunk on some fucking burger as nigga from another country that was 7'2.

by Jay Dizzle March 17, 2005

teabagging

What our 'dear leader' does to you when he insists he's tripling federal budget spending 'for the people.'

Taxes on inserting my scrotum in Al Gores open and willing mouth? Man that Obama is really teabagging us again!

by Zontar the Barbarian April 16, 2009