When you’re high on stims and you wanna have a wank so you go on pornhub to find the perfect video and click a video with a good thumbnail, then see another good thumbnail in the suggestions so you open it up in a new tab to see if it’s good, with intention to go back to the old one over and over again and end up with hundreds of porn tabs open and don’t even end up fapping
by g2thedawg March 3, 2024
Get the Tabbingmug. When you're having a conversation with someone, but it suddenly gets lost in translation because the other person confuses them self based on their own words. Then their stupid confusion makes you confused then you just have to drop the conversion because it just got way too confusing. You can refer it to as a dumb white bitch moment
I was talking to my girl about whiskey, but then she had a Tab moment because she confused Jim, jack, and Johnny for guys she hooked up with
by Hopingforfaith June 30, 2015
Get the Tab Momentmug. 
(looks down at keyboard and sees esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 d8 f9 f10 f11 f12 power `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return lshift zxcvbnm,./ rshift fn control option command space command option arrows)
by 584940493395874392034839394 October 20, 2024
Get the esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 d8 f9 f10 f11 f12 power `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop[]\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return lshift zxcvbnm,./ rshift fn control option command space command option arrowsmug. 
Get the Tabmug. Person 1: Dude look at that guy on the street just staring at that wall.
Person 2: He's a two tab Tony for sure.
Person 2: He's a two tab Tony for sure.
by Whitest Anglo-Saxon December 20, 2022
Get the Two Tab Tonymug.