The tables have turned darkness

When you go for a side and charlie murphy comes at yo ass with a front and security must be called. When they arrive the tables have turned darkness.

The tables have turned darkness!

by Charlie murphy!! August 24, 2008

flip a table

A term used to express one's sheer aggravation, madness, frustration, or anger at something.

If the bartender doesn't give me another shot of Jack Daniels, I am going to flip a table.

by Jilina September 29, 2005

tablecloth

Slang for the goverment. It's not normally used in a positive tense. Used in the System of a Down song "BYOB"

They feed us lies from the tablecloth!

by ApathyOhMe May 24, 2005

Table Captain

Person that sits on the small side of the table at a restaurant and orders for everyone.

On a 4 x 8 table for 7 the person that sits on the 4 foot side is the table captain

by Blood Spartan July 20, 2007

Tablegating

V (Tey-buhl-gey-ting) a. To go to a restaurant such as Buffalo Wild Wings to watch a sporting event.

Tim: Hey, John, do you want to go tailgating on Friday?

John: No, it's going to be like 20° outside. Let's go tablegating instead.

by -Angel- September 9, 2011

tablesexual

A perso who develops a sexual relationship or is attracted to tables

I think I am I tablesexual, I keep on humping the tables

by Kill my self March 6, 2017

table booty

Ass of such a size that it is suitable for use as one would use a table. While female is standing, ass in question must provide stable surface to place a can of beer .

"goddamn.....bitch gotta table booty"

by Aloysius Waukau August 25, 2006