by Sullos September 24, 2008
Adj: 1. Good tastin' turkey
2. Of or relating to having a good Thanksgiving.
Noun: 1. A word Fergie forgot in her epic song Fergalicious which uses pretty much every word with thy suffix -licious.
2. Of or relating to having a good Thanksgiving.
Noun: 1. A word Fergie forgot in her epic song Fergalicious which uses pretty much every word with thy suffix -licious.
by Lars Larson VIII November 21, 2007
Anecdote popularized (and maybe invented) by the author and former economics professor Nassim Nicholas Taleb that shows the risk in rare but harmful events. - so called "black swans".
It goes as follows:
It goes as follows:
"A Turkey is fed for 1.000 days by a butcher. Every day confirms to the turkey (and the turkey's economics department, and it's risk management department and it's analytics department ...) that in fact the butcher loves turkeys. Every day brings more confidence to the statement. Until one day the Turkey is ripe for Thanks Giving."
Definition of "Turkey Problem": A series of events or actions enticing an unsuspecting party (Turkey; usually used to symbolize people or corporations) to be misled about the amount of risk / potential harm entailed in a transaction.
Definition of "Turkey Problem": A series of events or actions enticing an unsuspecting party (Turkey; usually used to symbolize people or corporations) to be misled about the amount of risk / potential harm entailed in a transaction.
by GruntPa June 13, 2019
by cupid1211 March 02, 2009
A lady named Caroline has Turkeys that terrorize the people of Georgetown, NY. The turkeys have been seen jumping into random people’s windows looking for food and freely roaming the town. Caroline’s Turkeys can describe a group of people wandering around aimlessly, dicking around.
At work today when it got busy I turned around and my coworkers are just fucking walking around like Caroline’s Turkeys.
by Hipstereclipse August 24, 2020
When two men aggressively engage one another in combat using their erect "members" as weapons to slap one another until one yields. The loser traditionally succumbs to the punishment of being ejaculated on by the victor. A very common way to settle disputes in central Mexico, Portugal and some parts of Armenia.
Scholars are unclear as to which culture the turkey fight originated but ancient historical evidence does suggest the usage of the turkey fight as a form of settling disputes goes as far back as 5th century BC Persia.
Scholars are unclear as to which culture the turkey fight originated but ancient historical evidence does suggest the usage of the turkey fight as a form of settling disputes goes as far back as 5th century BC Persia.
Example)
Challenger: I challenge you to a turkey fight!
Challenged: I accept. On-guard!
Example 2)
Friend 1: "Hey man, would it be gay if me and you had a turkey fight this weekend?"
Friend 2: "Umm... it would be gay if we didn't?"
Example 3)
In 2003, the president of the United States George W. Bush challenged Saddam Hussein to a private turkey fight to settle disputes over the possibility of nuclear weapons in Iraq. Hussein did not accept this challenge and thus matters had be settled through other means.
Challenger: I challenge you to a turkey fight!
Challenged: I accept. On-guard!
Example 2)
Friend 1: "Hey man, would it be gay if me and you had a turkey fight this weekend?"
Friend 2: "Umm... it would be gay if we didn't?"
Example 3)
In 2003, the president of the United States George W. Bush challenged Saddam Hussein to a private turkey fight to settle disputes over the possibility of nuclear weapons in Iraq. Hussein did not accept this challenge and thus matters had be settled through other means.
by The Turkey King August 25, 2013
by TheGuySmiling November 27, 2014