I don't give a flying toss if you thought it was alright to do, you DO NOT have sex with the family cat!
I don't give a flying toss what you think, mate
I don't give a flying toss what you think, mate
by Jdog334 December 12, 2018

When you slam your dick so hard into a female that it launches her across the room. Afterwards one may continue intercourse.
by Sad cum April 15, 2017

In the act of running late: It’s the last ditch effort of throwing a shirt or a pair of pants in the dryer for approximately 5 minutes in efforts to remove wrinkles prior to a date or public appearance.
Yo Carl, are you ready to head to the party?
Hold up right quick, let me hot toss this shirt, I forgot to iron it earlier.
Hold up right quick, let me hot toss this shirt, I forgot to iron it earlier.
by 2LunchTommy December 6, 2018

When a man takes his elbow and slides it into a woman’s butt without wearing goggles. Usually performed by three or more people.
Man I met up with my group project members last night and we just ended up tossing the toast all night long
by Ian Connell November 2, 2017

by joshandnoodles_ February 5, 2023

by StevieG&Da'Prince December 27, 2018

The act of using a bagel stuffed with cream cheese and lox into the whole and masturbating with it and then exclaiming "Mazel Toss!!" while ejaculating. Various sexual fantasies can be fulfilled with using different types of bagels.
Simon: I thought I heard someone scream in pain and turned out it was just Saul. He was finishing a Mazel Toss when I walked in on him. Disgusting! He used the rest of my lox too.
Bernie: Nightmare! Was he using pumpernickel again? He likes 'em dark.
Simon: No, but it was a mini bagel. I think he like 'em young too.
Bernie: Nightmare! Was he using pumpernickel again? He likes 'em dark.
Simon: No, but it was a mini bagel. I think he like 'em young too.
by von groovy May 27, 2017
