toot his horn

A man playing with his cock like he’s honking a horn…

Toot his horn (penis) like his honking it

Jack: Where’s Alex
harry : He’s out tooting his horn best leave him to honking it

(Alex walks in)

Harry: He just toot his horn

by Madsteampunkpixiequeen October 30, 2022

glue toot

The little bubble that comes out of the Elmer's glue bottle when you squeeze it.

I was doing my social studies project, but then the glue toots started coming from my glue bottle.

by cheeseluvr171 April 10, 2016

Death Toots

really foul, smelly farts.

Her: Why are you sleeping on the couch???
Him: babe, you had the death toots last night!

by acidwashjeans February 14, 2020

hoo hoo toot

The unexpected escape of air from a woman's vagina; Queef

Her hoo hoo toot caused her great embarrassment.

by Mama_Ames November 23, 2018

Smickle Toot Booty

Smickle Toot Booty (STB) is the act of raping someone of the opposite sex and laying sliced cheese on they’re anus as they poop and fart.

I gave her a Smickle Toot Booty

by Ltlitty January 30, 2023

twat toot

When engaged in intercourse the vagaina becomes wet and makes a fart like sound when the penis enters.

Stephanie got so wet last nite during sex she began to twat toot.

by The Wordmieser October 12, 2015

skoogle toots

1. The male version of a "qweef". 2. The male equivalent to skittle tits

1. Jason skoogle tooted in her face right before he came.

2. He hates on her skittle tits, but he should spend some time working on his own skoogle toots.

by MannaDing February 09, 2017