Tokyo Branch of specsavers

Descriptive of a particularly loose woman of whom it could be said - “she’s seen more japseyes than the Tokyo Branch of Specsavers”

Somebody like Katie Price for example

That slapper Jordan has seen more japs eyes than the Tokyo branch of Specsavers

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

Tokyo Drift

When you fart outside the car before you get in and it follows you in in to the car.

Driver: this car stinks!
Passenger: Sorry I farted outside, must have been a Tokyo Drift.

by benjigrin October 4, 2021

Tokyo sandblaster

1. While having sex on the beach with an Asian girl, you cover your penis with sand and proceed to have intercourse.

2. While having sex with an Asian girl on the beach, you come on her face and then throw a handful of sand in her face.

Tokyo sandblaster = sandblaster with an Asian girl.

by utep November 11, 2010

Jes's Tokyo

Jes's tokyo means the place owned by Jes herself before Tokugawa had conquered. Legends said she was the powerful person who can slay multiple people by their swords. Some say Jes performed tanto before her illness grew.

I can have Jes's Tokyo

by KnoGob May 24, 2018

Tokyo Salad

When a girl eats a random guys shitty ass and then kisses her boyfriend on the lips right after without telling him about it

Yo, bro got fuckin aids cause his girl hit him with the Tokyo Salad

by Hahu September 4, 2022

tokyo sandblaster

Proper noun: After drying one's penis to the point of near rash, mount from behind and thrust sexually. Upon climax scream "It's Godzilla!" Over and over

Conan: Dude, I gave this girl a Tokyo sandblaster last night!
Jeffrey: Well did you even have the decency to take her out for an egg roll after?

by The Forgotten Hobbit November 13, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

A sexual act involving blowing uncooked white rice into a partner's anus with a straw.

He's so whipped he even let her give him a Tokyo Sandblaster.

by pleezel23 November 11, 2010