Van Halen

A sexual act in which a man is treated like an electric guitar, his face being the neck of the guitar, and his genitals being the strumming area. Alternatively, a woman could receive a Van Halen in the reverse position, her face being strummed and her netherparts being fingered.

Did you get a Van Halen last night?
Yeah, man. She wailed on me like a Fender.

by Dr. Mung May 9, 2004

van dyke

van dyke projects one of the hardest projects in Brownsville

yo niggas was shootin in van dyke last night

by Breeze ey October 5, 2007

Van Bitch

A fat red faced girl with nasty fat girl arms who used to drive a grey van named Batlax.

I wish Van Bitch did not go to my school.

by Dizzle February 25, 2004

van palin

Combination of the names of Sarah Palin and her attorney Thomas Van Flein. rhymes with Van Halen.
has three meanings:
(a) someone who engages, (or communicates an intent to do so) in empty threats, legal (threatening to sue someone when there is no legal basis for doing so) or otherwise, in order to intimidate or cajole someone into complying with their wishes.
(b) the act of engaging in this sort of behavior.
(c)doing stupid, crazy-ass stuff in the public eye which only results in further embarrassing the party responsible. emphasis on the combination of being crazy AND stupid and crating a public spectacle.

person1: "did you catch the 4th of July weekend concert by Van Palin?"
person2: "yeah that chick is bat-shit crazy! i haven't seen a Van Palin like that since Tyson bit off part of Hollyfield's ear!"

by lober July 5, 2009

Van Goghing

Before inserting, you just kinda use your dick like a paint brush and brush is on her "lips"

Yo bro, I was Van Goghing this chick, and she asked if I drew a self portrait of her....

by bLazeni May 1, 2010

Van Gogh

To inadvertently fly a drone or quad copter into ones self causing injury to ones ear.

Man, did you see that guys ear? He was flying his racing drone in the house and totally Van Goghed himself!

by This is just a pseudonym November 11, 2021

Van Slam

When a hooker is picked up in a van and there are multiple males ready to drive the van to pound town.

Marco was picked up last night and van slammed

by FagLips January 10, 2019