A “wall kid” is a term that originates from Eden Prairie, Minnesota. There is no actual wall, the term refers to railings overlooking New Commons. There are four railings, one for Freshman, Sophomores, Juniors, and Seniors. People who stand at these “walls” are called Wall Kids. They go to the walls before school starts, during lunch, and in between classes. To be a wall kid, you can be blonde, you can be rich, you can play football (some baseball players are wall kids, but it’s not a rite of passage), or you can be on drugs and drink hella alcohol (in a “cool” way though, not such a drug addict that you are shooting heroin in the bathrooms, ODing in the halls, or are a frequent user of the sex staircase). It also has to be mentioned that you have to be really hot for people to even consider you a wall kid. Some girls are NOT hot, but if you’re blonde and friends some of the girl wall kids, you’re in. Some ugly guys hang around the walls, too, but they also are probably friends with a wall kid, and the others are probably irritated that someone ugly is by their precious wall. Popular incoming freshman will know that they will become wall kids, and on the first day of school will run to the freshman wall. Wall kids will go to Homecoming and Prom together, throw raging parties, and be guaranteed a spot at a good college (no ivies, none of them are all that smart). Wall kids are the highest rank of social status at Eden Prairie High School.
Girl 1: I really like this one guy. He’s super hot.
Girl 2: There’s no way you could date him, he’s a fucking wall kid.
Guy 1: Are you gonna play football this summer?
Guy 2: Yea, all my friends do it.
Guy 1: you mean all the wall kids.
Girl 1: Goddamn it, all these wall kids are crowding the hall way.
Girl 2: I know!
Girl 2: There’s no way you could date him, he’s a fucking wall kid.
Guy 1: Are you gonna play football this summer?
Guy 2: Yea, all my friends do it.
Guy 1: you mean all the wall kids.
Girl 1: Goddamn it, all these wall kids are crowding the hall way.
Girl 2: I know!
by Hey, man May 17, 2019
by JoylessWonder October 29, 2021
The text equivalent of a condiment; an inside joke made in script. Usually a randomly posted comment to a persons "wall" that typically makes sense only to the poster and postee.
by empresss@hotmail.com April 23, 2009
by asdbee August 22, 2020
When you take a crap containing half feces, half gas. The solid is propelled at such a rate that the entire inside of the toilet bowl is lined in crap.
by Jonny Crapper August 07, 2007
Sleep wall • noun • that feeling you get when you feel like you're going to fall asleep but then it passes and you're fine. Often afflicts those with PopTart deficiencies. Those who do not suffer from sleep walls are known to be excellent spellers. Causes include watching too much Dexter and Breaking Bad. Tennis players are at high risk.
"Dude, you hit a sleep wall. You should eat some PopTarts and stop watching so much Dexter..."
"I do not have sleep walls, because I am good at anagrams and can define the word 'retrogress'."
"I do not have sleep walls, because I am good at anagrams and can define the word 'retrogress'."
by smug. (: December 23, 2011
It is used to express the problem that a person is going through or will be going through. (if it is in future simple tense)
by Jerome J.S. April 14, 2020