What the Shrek?

an expression used in place of what the heck or what the hell.

girl: I'm pregnant with your baby
boy: What the Shrek?

by Natuhleee September 11, 2008

Shrek

Bitter white guy with shaved head working as a short order cook in diners. Lots of social problems, mostly imagined. Perma-scowl. Slightly overweight. Between 27 and 32 years old.

Ever try to talk to that guy? Don't. He's a real Shrek.

by Preebles June 11, 2008

shrek's delight

When there is nobody in your swamp (house) and you can do whatever you like.

After the party and everybody left I was in Shrek's Delight and went to sleep.

by My-Username March 6, 2017

Shrek woman

Green haired gay female

Hey her hair is really green and she says shes gay she must be a shrek woman

by Jvckk February 28, 2022

shrek-button

the shrek-button is something you make when you are bored and have a 3d printer, some led-lights and way to much time on your hands. it looks like a cartoonish red button that would launch a nuke but green instead of red. When pressed it would play allstar by smashmouth and turn all lights connected to it green. I believe it would be incredibly funny if you were at a zoom meeting and you press the button and everyone in your call would see your room turn green and hear allstar play in the background

Brian: Have you seen this new video of a shrek-button being pressed on toktik?
William: Yes i have! I would really want one as a gift and since my birthdys is coming up soooooo.
Brian: Nah fam you cant buy it rn.

by Gradd October 4, 2022

Shrek Operation

A pop culture reference that is often used as a playful, lowkey term for sex.

"Later maybe we can play some shrek operation ;)"

by Deknarp April 18, 2019

Neck Shrek

A Neck Shrek is someone who feasts on glizzies like there's no tomorrow. Will literally go green while giving the vacuum-sealed, double-hand twisting Gluck Gluck 9000 with ogre strength.

"Hey bro, did you end up chillin' with that girl?"
"Yeah bro, she's a real Neck Shrek. She gobbled the glizzy and yelled, 'Get out of my swamp!'"

by NeckShrek001 May 4, 2022