Meat Goggles

When a gentlemen observes that another person is asleep or passed out, they place their balls on the other persons eyes. So Gross!

Patrick passed out last night and Rhys gave him a pair of total Meat Goggles.

by Traaalaaaalaaaaa January 28, 2006

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Meat Stank

Post sex pussy stank you just can't wash off your cock no matter how much soap and scrubbing. Takes days to wear off. Typically encountered when fucking hoes and prostitutes. However, your old lady may have stank gash from an infection or just not bathing for several days.

Braaaaahhh what's that smell. Smells like tainted sea bass.

Just my cock and balls yo. Got a little touch of the meat stank from that dirty hoe I plowed last night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2017

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she meat

a slang term used to describe the penis of a transvestite, also referred to as a she cock.

That ladyboy has her she meat tucked so well you can't even tell it's there.

by Johny J Fox November 20, 2018

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Meat Slicing

Term developed after having sex with a Brazilian. Assimilating with a Brazilian Steak House (such as Fogo de Chão) and slicing her meat. Can be used interchangeably with other nationalities, races, creeds, etc.

Synonyms: Cut her Meat (informal).

Hey Adam. Did you do some meat slicing on your date last night?

by Captain-AV September 28, 2019

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Meat Grapes

Slang for "hemorrhoids".

The other day I had a turd the size of Buick, you would not believe the size of my "meat grapes" after that episode.

I hate it when my "meat grapes" rub the cotton on my undies.

by BKDinGA July 23, 2010

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meat at the dish

A baseball term for when someone gets tagged out at home plate, best used for dramatic effect. Made famous by former Fox Sports Net West news anchor Van Earl Wright.

1. "Blalock comes around third, trying to score, but he is MEAT at the dish."

by spackopotamus July 8, 2009

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