A ‘Bird in the Tent’ is a lame excuse used by a male (typically a teenage boy) while ‘Choking their Chicken’ on camp.
Supervisor: Why was your tent shaking so much last night?
Camper: Oh, uh there was a Bird in the Tent.
Camper: Oh, uh there was a Bird in the Tent.
by WeReadYourWordsInMathClass March 03, 2023
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by FiveSicks October 10, 2017
“Bra, I was seriously pitching tent when that bombshell entered the sauna... I couldn’t help it bra.”
by Dutch Bra July 27, 2018