glo·ri·fied/kləˈniSHən: (in religious contexts) made glorious/ a person employed to look after technical equipment or do practical work in a laboratory
The glorified technician did not take an oath and will sell his soul for your money while pretending to cure you.
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A vibe technician is another term for a great DJ. Usually, vibe technicians are the type of DJ to get everyone at the venue lit asf. They can also be your fairy-ass mother/father and play songs to make sure you and others get laid after the party.
Person 1: Man, Blaise is a great DJ! I gotta have him DJ my party.
Person 2: He isn't just a DJ, he's a vibe technician. He's the best of the best!
Person 2: He isn't just a DJ, he's a vibe technician. He's the best of the best!
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Appearance: Balding 👩 🦲 ponytail
Carhart & Red Wing Boots . Farmers Tan & white chicken legs.
Personality: The world revolves around him, doesn’t like to cuddle, has a cable tool addiction, fixes everything with zip ties, and pees in a bottle he drank the day before.
Likes to point out homes he has preformed any tasks at! Constantly points out “bad cable jobs”. Thinks his work, is the work of God! Isn’t friends with any of the other “cable guys”. Has fallen off a pole once or twice in his life! Doesn’t think that using a harness is necessary! His only selfies are those at the top of their ladder!
Problem has poop stains and is never on time!
Appearance: Balding 👩 🦲 ponytail
Carhart & Red Wing Boots . Farmers Tan & white chicken legs.
Personality: The world revolves around him, doesn’t like to cuddle, has a cable tool addiction, fixes everything with zip ties, and pees in a bottle he drank the day before.
Likes to point out homes he has preformed any tasks at! Constantly points out “bad cable jobs”. Thinks his work, is the work of God! Isn’t friends with any of the other “cable guys”. Has fallen off a pole once or twice in his life! Doesn’t think that using a harness is necessary! His only selfies are those at the top of their ladder!
Problem has poop stains and is never on time!
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Get the thomas echnical mug.* The idea that technology has progressed or become “meta” to be what is commonly considered to be technology. A clear example being A.I. and its independent, self directed evolution, regardless of the influence or lack thereof by its creators.
* The idea that due to the ever increasing technological progress in a short time span, ideas of “Modernity” and “Postmodernism” no longer accurately describe the current setting of the world.
* The idea that technological advancement will increase in such complexity that it will be indistinguishable from the biological and organic world in which it takes place.
* The idea that due to the ever increasing technological progress in a short time span, ideas of “Modernity” and “Postmodernism” no longer accurately describe the current setting of the world.
* The idea that technological advancement will increase in such complexity that it will be indistinguishable from the biological and organic world in which it takes place.
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