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tattoo

a popular, yet highly condemned, body aesthetic personal choice, which people use to show off, express their creativity, deal with traumatic events, or fix temporary whims and boredom.

basics: a needle goes into your skin repeatedly, to make a tear and get non-toxic (desired) ink inside. ideally, you do this tattoo thing once, then you move on to another patch of skin, unlike with botox (toxic) or other skin procedures (radio/high frequency, microneedling, peelings, etc.) that work on the basis of they destroy your skin and/or other cells and you need to use up some telomeres and eventually stem cells to heal yourself, procedures that you end up doing over and over in your life. yes, to look better, and yes, you heal, and yes, right now humans don't reach the maximum potential of their genetic lifespan anyway to feel a reduction, and miss those stem cells, so why not? better to focus on protecting your heart, and donating to research for cancer, and other bad things.

if done in truly sanitary conditions, tattoos are not that bad for the body, unless there's something off with the ink, or you choose to remove the tattoo, breaking the ink apart into small-small toxic particles that will then all get absorbed into the bloodstream. health hazard! good luck kidneys! and not only. so choose wisely. ideally you should not have it removed.
wouldn't it be nice instead to have this ink be nutrients for the body, so that you kinda get a vitamin boots when you wanna change things up?
naysayer: tattoos are bad, but i use a derma roller to keep my skin looking young and fresh.
Doug: i smell a bit of a hypocrite here.
by wokeup2this July 10, 2022
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alien tattoo

When I guy smacks a girl on the cheek with his dick and it leaves a red mark
Look at that alien tattoo on Tyna, she must really get into it with her man.
by Big Ben Whrit January 18, 2018
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Apartment tattoo

A badly done tattoo, usually done in someone's apartment.
Fboy- wtf is on your back?
Girl- they're supposed to be angel wings
Fboy- did you get in some apartment somewhere?
Girl - yeah why?
Fboy- classic apartment tattoo lol
by Swicky Poo March 7, 2024
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Woodstock Tattoo

When one sticks their crystal inside their partner's b-hole and then takes it out and draws on the person's back with said crystal.
During this year's peyote conference I gave my non-binary lover a Woodstock Tattoo.
by Banana Hammie September 22, 2021
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Tattoo ho

(1) A person who has multiple messy, hood, underground, unprofessional tattoos
Shorty can't afford a real tattoo so she became a tattoo ho.
by Mindovermatter80 July 19, 2015
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Salami Tattoo

Psoriasis. It's a skin disease that is definitely no fun. Your arms tend to like somewhat similar to salami.
Hey baby you want some of that salami tattoo?

The whore gave me a salami tattoo.
by DerekMoMerek February 1, 2008
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Tattoo parlor

One true love, the person that makes your world go round, your ultimate lover
That boy is my tattoo parlor- I love him so much.
by Yourtattooparlor May 2, 2022
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