swedish fuck

Fucking on newly put together Ikea furniture

Josh - yeah so did you take home that euro girl?
Tod - we went to Ikea and went back to her place for a good swedish fuck
Josh- nice

by Kelz B August 12, 2018

Swedish Kebab Day

On november 12th, it is the national swedish kebab day. You have to eat kebab.

Friend 1: Can we eat KFC today
Friend 2: No its Swedish Kebab Day, we have to eat kebab.
Friend 1: Understandable, lets go to the kebabplace

by tigge22 November 8, 2020

Swedish Meatball

When you defecate in an IKEA display toilet

*at IKEA*
Them: where were you? I’ve been waiting in housewares for like 20 minutes?!

Me: leaving a Swedish meatball *giggles*

Them: no! Christ, why do you do that?!

by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023

Swedish Fish

When you put a live fish into a girls vagina, then have sex with her until the fish bites your penis.

Linda and I had some Swedish Fish last night.

by ThatGuyWhoMadeThat May 26, 2015

swedish werewolf

A Swedish massage involving a werewolf costume and severe biting and scratching, usually ending in violent intercourse. Best if performed on a full moon.

"Hey baby, it's a full moon tonight. How 'bout that Swedish werewolf?"

"After that Swedish werewolf the other night, I ended up having to get nine stitches in three different places."

by furry22 January 3, 2009

Swedish Stomp

There's nothing worse than a cold winter day in Oslo (unless you're making sweet love of course). Once you've got your six foot, two inch Swedish skunk on the floor taking your cock like there's no tomorrow, simply wait for her to get to orgasm before quickly pulling out, standing up, and stomping on her abdomen, thus spraying her Swedish juice all over the floor.

Last night Eskil performed a perfect Swedish Stomp on his girlfriend Ingrid, thus covering the family's Viking relics in Swedish juice.

by DBone317 May 8, 2010

Swedish Teddybear

Another word for a Blow Job. Used to avoid saying blow job, to keep it a secret.

On its my birthday I'm going to ask my girlfriend for a Swedish Teddybear.

by sleepinghobo February 21, 2011