Suburban dictionary

The spinoff Nobody wanted that doesn’t exist.

You are wasting your time. Suburban dictionary doesn’t exist. Now go away.

by ThisSmoothCrīmįñæł? May 28, 2020

SubUrban Dictionary

People, typically from the suburbs, who visit a satirical dictionary website with satirical definitions and still somehow get offended when a word pokes fun at Republicans or Conservatives.

I love coming on here and seeing any Trump-related post get bombarded with Thumbs Down buttons. This isn't Suburban Dictionary, people

by Boodigolous June 10, 2020

Suburban

An upper middle class person (typically a woman or gay male) whom believes they live their lives according to the rich and famous however are stuck in their grandparents ways in a low class suburb 40ks from a major city.

This person may hold events such as gender reveal parties, Tupperware parties and an occasional wine tasting to impress their other wannabe wanker friends.

Person 1 - “Hey babes did you hear Tyler and his partner had a gender reveal party?”
Person 2 - “Omg, they’re so suburban”

by Mattyb September 16, 2020

Suburban Blowfish

The act of farting in your partners mouth while they give you a rim job to make their cheeks expand, then turning around and pressing both hands to their cheeks to force the air out into your own face.

I was gassy when we went at it last time so I decided to give her the old suburban blowfish to whiff my own brand.

by Happy_Flasher October 1, 2020

suburbskin

People who live in suburbs who think they are gangsters.

Yo look at that suburbskin bro. He looks like a complete bitch

by Vonfromdao November 26, 2020

Suburban

What you find outside of Chicago, New York (Long Island, parts of North Jersey for example) LA (Orange County for example) or South/Central Florida. A lot of these areas have been suburban since World War 2 or shortly after, and have a lot of what you find in a city, but with a lower concentration of it, and without as much variety. These areas haven't been rural in a long time, but they're also not urban areas. Many cities in the South would be closer to small towns in other parts of the country around World War 2 and in the years after, with some of the port cities being like mid size port cities up North, but don't have much in common with cities up North otherwise, they are different parts of the country.

A housing development built in a corn field in the middle of nowhere isn't really suburban, it's just land developers built houses on. Suburban is a mindset and a way of life, usually it goes with an area that has been suburban since many generations before your generation lived there, since you'd have to meet somebody 100 years of age or older to hear anything about what the area was like before it was the suburbs.

by Solid Mantis February 16, 2021

Suburban Bumpkin

A person from the suburbs that is unsophisticated and knows nothing about the country. Slightly more tolerable than a cidiot.

“My suburban bumpkin of a cousin came up for the weekend and thought chocolate milk came from brown cows.

by that country kid March 3, 2021