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Oklahoma Stretcher

The name of a notorious serial killer and rapist who is running rampant in the state of Oklahoma. He is notorious for targeting joggers and stretching their back doors out before murdering them.
"Be carefull if you're hiking in Oklahoma! You don't want to get caught by the Oklahoma Stretcher!
by TsunamiDiesel October 17, 2022
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The 'Ol Stretcheroo

When you pull your pants down and stretch out your flaccid cock in front of a friend. Pulls should be done with no more than three fingers and start only at the head of the cock so that your friend can pellucidly see your pencil-thin shlong stretched out across the room. Optionally, as a variation, you may lean slightly back, bending your knees and yell "YEAHH" while nodding your head up and down .
Joe mistook Jamal's shlong for a piece of black licorice when Jamal was having his time with the 'Ol Stretcheroo. This explains a lot about Jamal but I still don't know where my bike is.
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end up in a stretcher

did you see that nigga end up in a stretcher
by notarealnigga December 20, 2018
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National Ball Stretcher Day

National Ball Stretcher Day is on March 14th, Carl Wheezer's birthday. Use your ball stretcher too your full extent. All Day and All Night.
Person 1:Hey, today is national ball stretcher day. Have you used your ball stretcher yet today?
Person 2:Why wouldn't I have?
by Mitlander May 9, 2020
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Streecher

Slang term for an Aussie. Comes from the word Ostrich, which sounds like Aussie. Is used when a bogan is around but you don't want them to know what you really think about them. Sometimes shortened to streech
Bob: Farrrrkkk Ben is such a Streecher
Jason: He is the biggest bogan I know
by Dr.Noobicles October 23, 2011
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strechtable

to be stretchy and move in ways like no other
i am strechtable. wait i meant vegetable.”
by phebz713 October 19, 2019
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Strenched

To be attacked or harmed by an object or person after peeing on them.
The gel manicure machine strenched me after I had to relieve my bladder upon it.
by Belindabuttcrack January 1, 2021
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